The White Falcon - 28.10.1944, Blaðsíða 6

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yes INDEEP, SIR..
VERY FARSISHTEP
What A Standing Operating Procedure
HIGHLY COMMENPA5L£
THE WAY THOSE MEN
WOEKEP UP A NJIOHT
PROBLEM ON THEie. B
. OWN INITIATIVE...^
Male Call
by Milton Caniff, creator of "Terry and the Pirates"
Organization Mews
PREMATURE CHRISTMAS
DELIVERIES: A few have
delved into the cont-
ents of the traditional
Yulotide stockings and
report the following
tokens of affection be-
stowed upon them thus
ifar. Pfc. Henry Garza
is all <smiles over his
electric machine inten-
ded to remove excess
avoirdupois without un-
due exertion on the
part oj the user...Cpl.
.Junior Dopp a bit un-
decided as how he light
use "Old Lavender and
Laoe Bath Salts".......
T/Sgt. Borenbaum*s emo-
tional balance was con-
siderably upset last
week when he received
his request for an
elixir to soothe his
irritated throat pass-
ages. His better half
complied literally v.ith
cough syrup... .Chef Pfc
Howard Fulle received
"Hew Improved Culinary
Guide for Beginners."
Sgt. C.A. Postler.
Widow Waltz" in Hungar-
ian....Ho, that wasn't
an enthusiastic peanut
stand we heard in Hut
47, It was Cpl. Luzader
and his flute with Tec
5 Genz with a musical
sweet potato. Don't
complain. Tec 6 Sherry
was looking for a saxa-
phofie'. It's never so
bad'.... .Pvt. Geere gets
the nod as the noisiest
guy in any mess hall...
Accolades to anguillo,
Moore, Guglielmo, Eeasy
and Keisner as well as
Rifenburg, Flores and
f/eigel for the new str-
ipes they're wearing.
Tec 7 A. Nonny Muss.
Were the seats so
hard that Pfc. Huffman
went to the *RC carry-
ing a comforter with
him?
They laughed when
Pvt. Stewart fell into
ranks, but they sang
another tune when "Dr-
illmaster" Stewart put
them through their pac-
es.
Did you know that
Pfo. Russell was an in-
structor in the States
and literally fought to
come overseas? Smart
boyi
It's been reported
that Pvt. Ford made ab-
out 33 points by making
another brilliant rema-
rk in the presence of
rank.
Tec 4 Beary wants to
see his name in print.
Here it is: BEaRY.
Is it true that dis-
patcher Uix quit the
basketball team because
he was not able to find
a uniform that would
fit.
Cpl. H, Goodinsky.
John Fruge is defin-
itely not wearing all
GI clothes these days -
he's changing over to
pinks....Everyone is
celebrating next Wed-
nesday night at the
party....Le Roy Ish is
receiving loads of mail
these days in response
to his ad in the Lonely
Hearts Journal. They've
yet to see his photo -
but that's almost be-
side the point,
All the boys and
girls are anxiously a-
weiting the opening of
the Martin Room which
is the sharpest night
club this side of Bdwy
and 50th St. J, J. is
personally supervising
the sandpapering of el-
bow holes in the bar
for the more prominent
drinkers..,,Loren Abbey
is reading the wrong
kinds of books these
days.
Pvt. Ben Rosenthal.
QURRTCROIBSTE R
Have you noticed the
improvement in the ve-
hicles sinoe Jimmy Jim-
inez was made acting
motor sergeant? I guess
Curley and Hiok will
now change their ways.
Topic oi•conversation
for the week was the
Egyptian hula-hula dan-
ce seen in the GI movie
last Monday, John Berry
had to go baok Tuesday
because he was sitting
behind Sam arsiglia
and the reflected light
from that bald spot
blinded him. Norman Co-
hen went back Tuesday
just on general princi-
ples.
If our 1st Sgt. does
not stop roaming around
curing the night and
putting out fires, the-
re's going to be a vac-
ancy in our T/O.
Bill Donnelly.
ORDNANCE
ORDAKOTES - They say
that the strut of Teo 4
iditteer is only his re-
hearsal for the coming
TD (Trip Down the aisle-
with his gal). Walk,''do,'
not run, Dick..«.Ijf is I,
not true that Cjitpady
Punishment consists ,pf
listening to S/Sgt. Tu-
tuska sing the l(t.erry4~'
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WHAT ARE YOU SENDING
HOME FOR CHRISTMAS?
"Well, to tell you
the truth, 1
don't know,"
replied Cpl.
Harry Webb,
of Jersey
City, N. J.
"After a fo-
ur hour tour
of this town
I coulcn't find any-
thing, I guess I'll ju-
st send a money order."
IAC John Staton, of
Nottingham,
England, th-
oughtfully
answered, "I
intend to
send home
the more se-
verely rati-
oned things,
such as silk stockings,
undergarments, tinned
fruits and chocolate."
Turning the tables on-
this col-
umn's photo-
grapher, Tec
5 Samuel G.
Kadorian, he.
countered,
"Ask me an
easy onel
Last year it
was easy—souvenirs,pi-
ctures and woolen6, but
this second Christmas I
am stumped. What are
YOU sending?"
"There are so many
things here
£
ec* Aircraft-
sman Bruce
is Morrison-St-
■■■■I ory of West-
on-Super-tVare, England.
"I hope to buy some
woolens and gloves," he
said .
to send home
that it is
hard to cho-
ose," repli-