The White Falcon - 09.12.1944, Blaðsíða 6
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Male Call
by Milton Caniff. creator of Terry and the Pirates'
JERRY WAS CAU6HT ^
NAPPINBUT WE HAD TD
THE SOISSON* KOApA
-BOY' I'LL NEVER.
FOR6ET THE NIGHT /
WE MOVED IIP ON
SOISSONS IN '18...
WE WENT INTO THOSE
WOODS WITH NO SLEEP
SLUG FOR EVERY YARD
WE TOOK ...IN THE WHEAT
FIELDS WE RAN INTO
THE BOCHE WIRE
Organization Mews
Aooordiag to "Pop"
bremar this is what ha-
ppened! Joseph O'Shanus
Duffy was reading a boot
titled "The Irish Raoe"
when one of the local
populace approached him
smilingly and said'V/hat
handioapis that about?"
Jim Young went along
on, a guard detail re-
cently and he simply
oouldn't forget he wa6
a messman. When the
columns opened ranks,
he ran between them bl-
urting out "Peanuts,
popcorn, oraoker jacks,
get them while they're
hot S"
Pvt. Stanley Zolnierr.
Swabby Scuttle
If Red Strosberg does
not stop filling Pat
Jaooneywith scuttlebutt,
poor Pat will blow his
top. Better lay off,
Redl
It’s an added pleas-
ure to eat chow now
that Joe Hintren is do-
ing his trick in the
Mess Hall. Ee certainly
brightens up the place
with his immaculate wh-
ites andMLs hair oombed
as sliok as any movie
star's.
Hike Homa's doing a
great job with the Navy
team composed of Sail-
ors, Marines and Soa
Bees.
The moaning and groan-
ing that emanates from
Hut 7 is made by the
man with the ifcx Appeal,
John Harte1 «, John oan
Cooked By A Hash Mark
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..BY THE TIME THEy EEUEVED US
X WAS WALKIN'lN MY SLEEP... SAY.'
WE'!— HAVE TO BE 6ETTIN' BACK.
ON THE JOB.1... SLAP YOU DEOPPEP
IM, Z1NKY... COME IN ANYTIME -
blow his sax and play
on his ear drums at the
same time. In this way,
he's making ajhonograph
recording. In other
words,
making an
impression on wax. That
is one for the recordsl
Pvt. Charles Forster,
the ohef in the Officers
Mess, was skating at
the lake in Reykjavik
recently. He spied a
stulka. Did he fall for
her? Well, the ice and
Charles are not what
they're oraoked up to
be; nevertheless, Chas.
is a good skate.
Pvt. Sidney Glickman.
"Hard Time" Akin cl-
aims the title of wear-
ing the shortest pant*
in the Army. Believe it
or not, he wears a 24
inch length.
"Pretty Boy" Ford has
taken over the job of
barracks orderly for
Hut 3. Can it be that
he is saving his money
so he oan pop the ques-
tion to Irene when he
gets home?
It has been rumored
that "Disa" Uullaly has
been practically paying
the rent for the cab
companies, I wonder why
Many strange things
happened at the last
dance: Joe Einstein br-
ought his own beer)%t.
Hatton stayed sober and
Manley 'Aright didn't
get argumentative for a
change, Sgt. Bankoski
drank more of the free
beer than he ever has.
We hate to br.ag, but
that was a mighty fine
job of bar-tending.
Only the Officer of
the Day, the Firsc Ser-
geant, Joe Paul, Lover
Eickman and your corres-
pondent -Are allowed to
stand in FRONT of the
oompany for reveille...
No, we haven't forgott-
en you boysin the "lost
detachment.Come in
the Orderly Roomaid buy
a Bond.
Bill normally.
night snack while
"Graveyard Duty,"
Meetings of the looal
ARC Commando Club, Com-
mander—in-Chief Halbert
presiding, are being
held on the second Fri-
day of each month. All
t lose eligible for mem-
bership in this singu-
lar society are invited
to attend.
Have you heard about
Cpl. Goldsmith’s recent
operation?" You will'.
Sgt. C. A. Postler.
Pfo. Bell's recent
oulinary metamorphosis
is widely acclaimed by
those of us who look
forward to that mid-
ORDNANCE
It's still a matter
of opinion whether the
mess hall was deoorated
for Thanksgiving or for
Tec 4 Korzene ski's 21st
birthday..... .What Tech
Sgt. is very allergio
to modifications - es-
pecially "tents?"......
Sgt. (tat-tat-tat) Gug-
lielmo proudly presents
his latest creation to
all oomers - a Buok Ro-
gers machine gun. He
made it for his nephew,
he says. If Pvt. Wright
doesn't quit talking in
his sleep his buddies
will be wearing ear
muffs, Who oan sleep
through suoh interest-
ing conversations?
Toe 7 A. Nonny Muss.
Send THE white falcon Home
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WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE RADIO
PROGRAM IN ICELAND'.-
"My favorite progr; m
is "Blondie".
I enj oy the
scrapes Dag-
wood gets
into," said
Cpl. ■ E. Vi.
Thoms of Mi-
lwaukee,V.'is.
"They seem
similar to
get into back horn' ,
only 1 don't get out of
them as easily."
Pvt. James Collins
of New Yor k
City, chose
Bob Rope. 1 1
do not think
there is a
funnier co_ -•
edian in ti.e
business. He
always sur-
rounds himself with a
first class show, to '.
I'd like to hear none
of his programs than v.c
do."
"I like dance r.Cfsic
and Sara y r __
Raye is my
favorite"re-]
plied Pvt.
David Gellei
also of Rev.
York City.
"He ref;lly [
has a smooth
orchestra and his radio
programs are well bal-
anced."
"Frankly, 1 do not
listen to
the radio a
great deal
up here" an-
swered Pvt.
Carl C. Ed-
wards of Ty-
r ler, Tex.
* m "But back in
the States I always li-
ked Charlie McCarthy's
program and 1 still he-
ar it now and then up
here."
What's Wrong With Hitler
The Answer—Plenty!
Rumors concerning
Hitler's health - or
lack of it - say he is
suffering from the fol-
lowing maladies)
Concussioncf the brain.
Tumor of the throat.
Coronary thrombosis.
Paranoia,
A broken arm.
An earaohe.
Flat feet.