The White Falcon


The White Falcon - 09.12.1944, Blaðsíða 6

The White Falcon - 09.12.1944, Blaðsíða 6
B Male Call by Milton Caniff. creator of Terry and the Pirates' JERRY WAS CAU6HT ^ NAPPINBUT WE HAD TD THE SOISSON* KOApA -BOY' I'LL NEVER. FOR6ET THE NIGHT / WE MOVED IIP ON SOISSONS IN '18... WE WENT INTO THOSE WOODS WITH NO SLEEP SLUG FOR EVERY YARD WE TOOK ...IN THE WHEAT FIELDS WE RAN INTO THE BOCHE WIRE Organization Mews Aooordiag to "Pop" bremar this is what ha- ppened! Joseph O'Shanus Duffy was reading a boot titled "The Irish Raoe" when one of the local populace approached him smilingly and said'V/hat handioapis that about?" Jim Young went along on, a guard detail re- cently and he simply oouldn't forget he wa6 a messman. When the columns opened ranks, he ran between them bl- urting out "Peanuts, popcorn, oraoker jacks, get them while they're hot S" Pvt. Stanley Zolnierr. Swabby Scuttle If Red Strosberg does not stop filling Pat Jaooneywith scuttlebutt, poor Pat will blow his top. Better lay off, Redl It’s an added pleas- ure to eat chow now that Joe Hintren is do- ing his trick in the Mess Hall. Ee certainly brightens up the place with his immaculate wh- ites andMLs hair oombed as sliok as any movie star's. Hike Homa's doing a great job with the Navy team composed of Sail- ors, Marines and Soa Bees. The moaning and groan- ing that emanates from Hut 7 is made by the man with the ifcx Appeal, John Harte1 «, John oan Cooked By A Hash Mark -----F---------------------------------- ..BY THE TIME THEy EEUEVED US X WAS WALKIN'lN MY SLEEP... SAY.' WE'!— HAVE TO BE 6ETTIN' BACK. ON THE JOB.1... SLAP YOU DEOPPEP IM, Z1NKY... COME IN ANYTIME - blow his sax and play on his ear drums at the same time. In this way, he's making ajhonograph recording. In other words, making an impression on wax. That is one for the recordsl Pvt. Charles Forster, the ohef in the Officers Mess, was skating at the lake in Reykjavik recently. He spied a stulka. Did he fall for her? Well, the ice and Charles are not what they're oraoked up to be; nevertheless, Chas. is a good skate. Pvt. Sidney Glickman. "Hard Time" Akin cl- aims the title of wear- ing the shortest pant* in the Army. Believe it or not, he wears a 24 inch length. "Pretty Boy" Ford has taken over the job of barracks orderly for Hut 3. Can it be that he is saving his money so he oan pop the ques- tion to Irene when he gets home? It has been rumored that "Disa" Uullaly has been practically paying the rent for the cab companies, I wonder why Many strange things happened at the last dance: Joe Einstein br- ought his own beer)%t. Hatton stayed sober and Manley 'Aright didn't get argumentative for a change, Sgt. Bankoski drank more of the free beer than he ever has. We hate to br.ag, but that was a mighty fine job of bar-tending. Only the Officer of the Day, the Firsc Ser- geant, Joe Paul, Lover Eickman and your corres- pondent -Are allowed to stand in FRONT of the oompany for reveille... No, we haven't forgott- en you boysin the "lost detachment.Come in the Orderly Roomaid buy a Bond. Bill normally. night snack while "Graveyard Duty," Meetings of the looal ARC Commando Club, Com- mander—in-Chief Halbert presiding, are being held on the second Fri- day of each month. All t lose eligible for mem- bership in this singu- lar society are invited to attend. Have you heard about Cpl. Goldsmith’s recent operation?" You will'. Sgt. C. A. Postler. Pfo. Bell's recent oulinary metamorphosis is widely acclaimed by those of us who look forward to that mid- ORDNANCE It's still a matter of opinion whether the mess hall was deoorated for Thanksgiving or for Tec 4 Korzene ski's 21st birthday..... .What Tech Sgt. is very allergio to modifications - es- pecially "tents?"...... Sgt. (tat-tat-tat) Gug- lielmo proudly presents his latest creation to all oomers - a Buok Ro- gers machine gun. He made it for his nephew, he says. If Pvt. Wright doesn't quit talking in his sleep his buddies will be wearing ear muffs, Who oan sleep through suoh interest- ing conversations? Toe 7 A. Nonny Muss. Send THE white falcon Home GfTASC GflCSH ■ Areaq-pi aq.'sqg GfCA-sCGtite-g uossurcjSxi^H Jcnnrrj:2xT‘8H ■M;jo jjoi mag ‘jrjsunisoj o/a 09*T icy—a/: "• W' . ^ '«2 W'-'r vi.oh the ones I 7 ko. JnquiALVu- Qe.paht<2A WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO PROGRAM IN ICELAND'.- "My favorite progr; m is "Blondie". I enj oy the scrapes Dag- wood gets into," said Cpl. ■ E. Vi. Thoms of Mi- lwaukee,V.'is. "They seem similar to get into back horn' , only 1 don't get out of them as easily." Pvt. James Collins of New Yor k City, chose Bob Rope. 1 1 do not think there is a funnier co_ -• edian in ti.e business. He always sur- rounds himself with a first class show, to '. I'd like to hear none of his programs than v.c do." "I like dance r.Cfsic and Sara y r __ Raye is my favorite"re-] plied Pvt. David Gellei also of Rev. York City. "He ref;lly [ has a smooth orchestra and his radio programs are well bal- anced." "Frankly, 1 do not listen to the radio a great deal up here" an- swered Pvt. Carl C. Ed- wards of Ty- r ler, Tex. * m "But back in the States I always li- ked Charlie McCarthy's program and 1 still he- ar it now and then up here." What's Wrong With Hitler The Answer—Plenty! Rumors concerning Hitler's health - or lack of it - say he is suffering from the fol- lowing maladies) Concussioncf the brain. Tumor of the throat. Coronary thrombosis. Paranoia, A broken arm. An earaohe. Flat feet.

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