The White Falcon - 03.02.1945, Blaðsíða 8

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Organization Mews
ORDNANCE
ORDANOTES: Congratu-
lations are in order for one
ea. Parise, Keasy, Derglin
and Kuehenbrod for their re-
cent promotion to Tec 3.
Good luck, men! .... Not
that we like to complain
(much) but Iceland isn’t that
had — or is there some oth-
er reason Tec 5 Richardson
received that Yo-Yo for
Christmas? Are we all like
that??? .... “Just call me
‘Pop,’” says Cpl. Baillargeon.
It’s age what counts.
Attention! If you are lone-
ly and in need of some fem-
inine companionship consult
Cpl. (“It’s a science”) Kukla.
For a moderate considera-
tion, he will supply you with
the information that .deals!
with the tactical methods of;
approach. For beginners, lie!
advises numbers four and
stvtn. Fine forms to the
right men .... The reason
that Tec o Cohen is always
early for chow is that he
spends the time waiting,
working up an appetite for
a few peanut butter sand-
wiches.
"What or who is this Yo-Yo
everyone is talking about?
What's cookin'? . . \\ hat
Tec 5 is “that wav” about a
certain LENA? Me does plen-
ty of “leaping” for the GI
bus to town .... \Yo like the
way Tec 3 Muslen has been
singing “Margie” lately.
Sounds like real harmony.
WE WONDER DEPTj
Who does not believe in mir-
acles now that the “Slate
House” boys have to walk
to the mess hall and theat-
er? . ,
should be some ruling ag-
ainst the PX steward solicit-
ing jewelry business on party
night. That’s taking unfair
advantage of the escort’s chi-
valry. Wylie Davis and Man-
ley Wright claim a new'
speed record in opening bot-
tles. We sometimes wonder
how much beer the gang
would drink if there w'ere
an unlimited supply.
The strangers for Sunday
dinner have once again re-
ached alarming proportions.
Could he that our mess serg-
eant is back.
Bill Donnelly.
Wedding bells will soon be
ringing for two members of
the organization. We of the
company wish to extend our
congratulations.
“I didn’t do it” Lauther
trumping spades three times
in a pinochle game and then
leading the ace of spades for
the last two tricks.... Oh,
yes, he is learning to play —
thanks to (lie help of “No
tricher” Chaite .... T/Sgt.
(it just arrived) Moore has
to keep on the move to an-
swer all the questions his
first assistent, Gorowitz by'
name, keeps throwing his
way.
FOUND: A new' way' to
keep yrour stove warm —
cover it with a comforter'. .
Wonder how “Short
Pants” Van ever reaches the
throttle on his truck? Can
it be they are-pulling adjust-; Fvt. Gene Scott. Heroine
able seats in GI trucks now?
Ret the floor of the dance
hall had to be sanded after
“Jitterbug” Rindner finish-
ed cutting it up Wednesday
night. .. . Then there’s “Wil-
ly'” Wilson of “The Beauty'
and the Beast” fame. Need
wre sayr who w'as the beauty?
.... “Beer Baron” Janowski
(sky ) wTas seen being poured
into his sack last Wednes-
day night.
Butch and Chuck.

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The time: Sunday after-
noon. The locale: the lake
in the city of Reykjavik.
THE CHARACTERS: Hero-
loads of credit for all the
w'ork he has done for the
“sweat crowd” .... Another
one of Martin’s Marauders
hit the dust. Clarence Wolfe
was seen with the local vers-
ion of Hedy' Lamarr. M.L.
w'as there, too, thanks to V.
T.
Our U.S. correspondent in-
formed us of strange doings
in N.Y. It seems that all the
stores are boarding
up their windows and barri-
cading their fronts and all
the bars are ordering a new7
stock. The local debs are
lining up preparing for the
offensive. No, it’s not the
enemy but a friend — T- E.
Congratulations are in ord-
er for Marine Pfc. Mike
Homa upon receiving an
aw’ard for his great playing
during the season. Mike re-
ally' did a swell job for the
ATavy7. Mike, besides being a
good all-round athlete, is a
very talented speaker. He
had them rolling in the aisle
at the White Rose Hall.
This guy Joe Buran sure
puzzles the buys in his hut.
He complains that lie can’t
sleep with the radio going ,T ,, . . T, .
, , , . „ , , Moffett hack on Bdwv. with
and when llie fellows oblige
by shutting it off, he sits up I
half the night arguing on!
such silly thing as the price:
of bananas in Berlin.
We hate to pick on poor;?
old Neil Floyd this w'ay7, bulj
lie’s really a new'sv guy. Now
he has earned the title ofi
a stulka. They are seen
strolling arm in arm beside! ^ie Guteslj Coipsman Fwei
Q U H R T E R m R S T E H
For those of y'ou who w'ere
cleaned after pay' day7, Old
Man Evans is starting a class
to educate dice. It seems that
his can’t add.
Social titbits from last
week’s party7: Biggest sur-
What Tec 4 Corciinrise since the ground-hog
will do when he finds out came out was Frankie Am-
thal someone else now7 sports brosion’s activities and sue-
his “Zoot Soot?”. ... Is there cesses with the fair sex.'Belle
a drummer in our camp?
After a careful investiga-
tion (some snoopin’ too) wre
have discovered that the
writer of this column, Tec 6
A. Nonnyr Muss — Whoa!
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irearms alone! —
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of the hall was Ed Hick-
man’s mother-in-law7. I wish
to plead guilty though John
Hyde, Ted Evans and Fred
Wendt w’ere vieing for lion*
:rs . . .'. Notice anything in
•ommon about the age of the
•onfestants? A word to the
wise is sufficient and our
the lake (she’s the apple of
his eye, because any’ can see
she’s a pippin’). They7 ap-
proach the bridge, and to
prove he is true fb the Corps
(of Engineers) lie tells hpr
about the construction of
the bridge. She conies ac-
ross with him to the other
side of the bridge. It is at
this point w’e meet them and
ask him about the girl friend
and he tells us the afore-
mentioned story, which is
Gene Scott’s story7 of the
Lady7 of the Lake-
Last Sunday7 evening
members of this outfit were
treated (or is it mistreated)
to a musical barrage. Now7,
we’ve heard the Quartette
from Rigoletto, seen the
Quintette from Dionne, but
that Sextette from Hut 14
topped them all. Their voices
blended in that popular
song “Rum* Boogie.” The
musicale gave proof through
the night that the six voices
ended with sick’s voices.
To celebrate his promot-
iob to the rank of Pfc. Ray
To'Hit Iceland.” He is kind
of cute at that. Step aside,
Benz, for the new champion.
The Crew’s'Lounge sure
hits the spot after a sweet
session in the gym. Incident-
ally, all hands are cooper-
ating very nicely and it
looks very much like it will
be a permanent feature in
camp. We might suggest that
something be done about the
ventilation problem, though.
T. Hibson, Y/2c.
hells on his toes and an IBC
patch on his shoulder. Yes,
siree, Frank Sinatra is go-
ing to have a tough lime
from now7 on and we’re bett-
ing on the Moff. He has vol-
unteered to donate all his
excess femmes to his co-pil-
ot — B.S.R.
Cpl. Ken Slack &
Pfc. Ben Rosenthal.
Cpl- Hodgins, he’s out of
the “bed borne” artillery,
did some fancy7’ bowling last
w’eek in our contest against
Hq. Btry: We won.
Here’s hoping that “Art”
i Nilsson and “Junior” Math-
ers get out of the hospital
very7 soon and in good order.
Ask “Junior” Matusiak
about the time he was with
a stulka and what his actions
w'ere when he heard he cook
holler “chow!” .... Best
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The Acting First has been
seen at the ARC dances late-
ly trying to get his first ....
Bill Dittert and Jack Wand-,
ef have been learning to ski] wishes for continued good
the hard way7. Both of them
will probably7 be using the
skis as crutches if t-hev make
! luck and health arc due to
“Jimmy” Brackins and the
fut.ure Mrs. Brackins.
INTERESTING FACTS:
one more excursion
must have been! 0ur SuPPly Sgt’s last name
Things'
pretty had
at
Smith treated several of the] Tonk last Sunday night he-,
boys to1 coffee and cake at
the Red Cross. Claimed noth-
ing is too good for his fri-
end's. Ray7 says there’s one
nut that’s not v’hat it’s crack-
ed up to he and that’s the
“doughnut.” That’s .why w7e
the Honky- jis Hilled T-0:M-K-I-N. Pfc.
“Casanova” Craver v7as seen
strutting7 his stuff in Revkja-
nad j!

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itil our cone
. Sidneu Glii
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ed to camp early7 — and
sober!
Danny McIntosh is a great
guy7 at putting out “feelers”
if you know what w7e mean-
He helped make Sunday’s
partv more eniovable for all
vik — his first pass
m
18
months .... Palsy7 Gaputo
thought that someone had
stolen his partial denture un-
til he found it between the
blankets of his sleeping bag.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
Lt. McBride — “Get with it”
.... Col. Auritt — “I got-it
W
. WE SAW IT OURSELY-H
ES: “Pop” Christian getting|j
a pass for the Ski Club ....
“Brooklyn” Rindner win-
ning a pinochle game .....
“Limpy” Leslie in a hurry
.... “Rough House” Gerliek
sober at a party .... Hut 8
without an argument.
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iat they are
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j worn thin .... Pfc. Cletcher,
I who really7 “has it made,” is
I Slaving a lot of bad luck
I when it comes to beating Pfc.
Ginsburg" at table tennis.
Cpl. Louis Auritt.