The White Falcon - 17.03.1945, Page 8

Organization News
ORDNANCE
.ORDANOTES: Another
step up Hie ladder has been
reached by Hie recent pro-
motions of Sgt. Guglielmo;
Tec 4s Ahrens, Chumblev,
Colgrove, Krebs, Lesczynski,
Mi'tteer and. Zaccagnini to
the.ruuk of Tec 3. Tec 5
MacKenzie is now Tec 1
MacKenzie. Nice going, men.
The last spell of liquid
sunshine found S/Sgt. Tut-
uska launching paper boats
from his cot. That’s what
TD does for you.
Those two streaks headed
for the mess hall at chow
time each day have been id-
entified as Pfc A. G. Peter-
sen and Tec 5 (Teamans.
Chow hounds, extraordin-
ary.
Tec 5 John F. McCabe.
day night. The winner prov-
ed a little too professional.
Nice try though, Sweeten.
Mike Komynski wants
Barnes to hurry back so he
can finish the “Blue Letter”
story.
Pfc. Jud Hessick.
Tee 5 Earl (The Beak)
Marhaugh is really sweat-
ing it out these days. Could
it he that he is afraid his
“Brother” will leave, with-
out him?
When is John (Tex) Sel-
man going to heed the ad-
vice of that popular song
“Straighten Up And Ely
Right?” At the present time,
lie.gives us the impression
of a taxi cab going down
the street with both doors
open. This ain’t Texas, me
lad! Vehicles are stopped by
pressure on the brakes and
not by “Whoa!”
What certain Medic Sgl. is
contemplating marriage
now that the redistribution
stations are offering vacat-
ions free of charge for re-
turning veterans and their
•wives? Gosh, we thought it
was love, Dypp.
Tec 5 F. R. Murcko.
J lie groans and grunts of
contentment after THE
i
MEAL Wednesday night
were sounds to warm the'
heart of the most-GI Mess;
Sgt. in the world. Mess Sgt.
Gils Mehos and his hoys cer-
tainly deserve a lot of ap-
preciation for the “out of
this world” menu. In line,
loo, for home of the praise
should he the men from G-l
who were responsible for the
decorations in the mess hall.
In our column last week,
“Things of Note,” we ment-
ioned a certain member of
the Air Force Band who had
taken a ride on the jug for
the first lime. Correction,
please, it was the Army
Band — and he won’t do it
again. (It says right here.)
Between the kittens over
in W-2 and the pups in P-G,
the camp is beginning to
look like a menagerie. In-
cidentally, the pups in P-G
furnished one of the best ali-
bis vet. The hut was gigged
on inspection because there
wasn’t enough water in the
fire buckets, so a certain
i first grader made the excuse
that the dogs must have
drunk all the water just be-
fore inspection. Not bad,
Russ, not had!
Robbie.
mates about his aching back
and for his treathents. It’s
hard to understand how a
TC man would he so effecti-
vely crippled just helping
to lift one little box. Hey,
Buz, next time sec Miranda
for a crane.
Chief Almada is making
ring's now and a good job it
is, too. We knew you didn’t
intend to stay 30 years just
to help Henry carry his mon-
ey.
Grzechowiak looked and
lie looked and he .looked —
hut it can’t happen here. You
can’t fill that guy up.
We heard Clancy loudly
“tell telling” while reading:
“Tobacco Road” and then j
murmuring Philly isn’t such
a had place after all.
S/Sgt. C. McCastand.
You’re Dead. You Rascal
You” is purely co-incident-
al?
Sgt. Joe Farrell.
Congratulations to our
good friend Higgins on his
new job - and Hig were
you shown how tea times
operate? Thai’s part of the
bh? plan, you know.
That S/Sgt. is still taking
a loud razzing from his luit-
QURRTERmRSTE R
TRUCKING TOPICS: Cri-
tics are, we know, very apt
to he violent in their abuse
of writers and correspond-
ents —- hut we do think
Michael Iiensgen is going too
far when he threatens to do
us bodily harm, all because
of our little article last week.
The spectacular Pfc. Ge-
orge Mayer II is now show-
ing one slulka the art of
wooing, Indiana Style.
News made Wed. night
when the club was honored
with the presence of Sgt.
McArther and his protege,
Cpl. Sclnibaek. Both were
giving the stulkas a treat
and doing the beer justice.
Cpl. Frog Marsh.
QM CHATTERBOX: Sgl.
John Crum]), owner of a 50-
foot ranch in Texas, lias won
the title: “One Who Can
Tell More Lies Over A Cup
Of Cofffee. Than Any Other
Man In Camp.”
Pfc. Sauer is taking less-
ons on how to make a jeep
stay on the. road — especi-
ally around the guard hut.
The *G I question ! Why do-
cs 1st Sgt. Hatton gel “whist-
le happy” at 1230 lies, each
day? Could it he-that the
song hit of the week here at
•amp, “I’ll Be Glad When
Since the last party our
top kick has become known
as “Parson” Push. Rumor
has it that lie’s setting up a
Justice of the Peace marry-
ing mart in the near future.
McCrary says TD is sol
much inconvenience that
lie’s going to stay in. Iceland
for all of the “plus” and six
months. It seems he had to j
get out of bed.
Y\Ti!l James is becoming
i pool shark — or so we
hear. He was seen toting J
three cues to the table last
week. Does Kansas have
poolrooms, Will?
Jim Young is teaching the
next Orientation Class. Sub-
ject will be “What to do and
don’t do it!”
Sam Ackley must he mak-
ing plenty of points. That]
car really shines.
If you need shoes, see'
Stanley Padrevita. He’s
sending home baskets with
his name on ’em, we hear.
Cpl. Ken Stark.
^^c"k
It’s our opinion that 1st
Sgt. Lanman lias slowed
down a little after his trip
to the U.S. I ley, Sarge, how
about a little peek at that
slick chick again?
Many thanks to our very
good neighbors A Btrv. and
their very promising cook,
Pvt. Nardone, for a delight-
ful dinner Sunday last in the
absence of our Mess Sgt.
Kaplan who’s ill in the ho-
spital. Here’s wishing you a
speedy recovery, Sgt.
Anyone interested in hot
news may find it beneficial
!o drop around and look at
our new map and orientat-
ion hoard located in the day)
•oom. Many thanks to our
friend “Buck” for all Iris ■
work on same. Flash! In the
interest of the above ment-
ioned, a newscast will he
posted daily at 0900 hours.
Tec 5 John A. Campbell.
Pfc. Hein is really a news
hound. He’ll turn down Jill
and the “Gi Jive” any old
day in the week just to hear
a news broadcast. He hears
so many commentators that
the contradictions have con-
tradictions. In fact, lie’s the
only man we know who
thinks the war might be ov-
er — yesterday.
Sgt. G. Gilewski’s hoys are
able to boast of having Mexi-
co’s one and only Sclinozola
(Pfc. Barrara) Durante.
Now for a little brass pol-
ishing. Ahem! Glad to see
our Btrv. commander wear-
ing those new railroad
tracks. Also, the guys are
kind of glad to have Lt. Edg-
ar hack again.
Pfc. G. W. Cleleher.
Whether it he in civil life
or in the Navy you just
can’t change, human nature.
We are referring to our lon-
sorial mechanic “Simpson”
who continually tries to tell
this writer how to get his
hair hack. Gome to think of
it, he doesn’t have too much
protection from the. Iceland-
ic sun himself.
..It actually happened! No
one would believe his ears
the other day at the Sea Bee
party when the “Great Nick
De Marco got up in front of
the microphone and couldn’t
think of a thing to, say. Now
I’ll believe anything.
T. Hibson, Y2/c.
1/
Those who find it hard to]
pass away the time should
visit Tec 5 Schaffrick’s hut
and view some beautiful
table scarves he’s made.
Shows what can be accom-l
plished with a few quiet
hours.
The haircut Artie Slade
has'is what the well-groom-
ed man will have in 1955 —
or was it 1925?
Sweeten almost won the
pie-eating contest conduct-
ed at the County Fail’ Sun-
Sc:id
Hoiae
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“Pop” Michael, the big
little man of the company,
lias been seen threatening
“Champ” Riccardi. Be care-
ful, Champ, we hear Pop
is a rough character.
“Shorty” Van Every has
put in a request to be ex-
cused from formations, clai-
ming it is hard on his eyes
when the command “Dress
right, dress” is given.
Don’t be alarmed fellows
by that flash of teeth you see
flashing around these days.
It’s only “Irene” Ford grinn-
ing from ear to ear over that
Tec 5 lie received lately.
According to “I Love Me”
Hedges, his post war plans
include a Hollywood career.
Butch and Chuck.