The White Falcon - 01.01.1944, Side 8

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Organization Mews
Our unit beat it out Monday
night with a tremendously suc-
cessful beer party, the first since
the company’s inception. The
“killer” of the evening was when
one of the invited QM guests was
told most politely by an over
enthusiastic MP, “Button that
blouse.”
Sgt. Joe Martin, who is a
“Detail, Simon Legree,” wanted
to break up the party at 2200
hours so that he could start
cleaning the place. But his ef-
forts to discourage the gang
failed.
Pvt. Ben Rosenthal.
I WONDER
t’ve pondered long over
women moderne,
And there is something
I’ll probably learn,
When I arrive from across
the sea,
Will my wife at home
welcome me;
Or must I run to the factory gate,
To find and kiss my lovely mate?
Pfc. Wesley Bodkin.
AFTER CHRISTMAS THOUGHT.
Twas the night after Christmas
and all through the huts,
Was torn up papers and
cigarett butts.
In the middle of the floor
a table round,
Where the poker playin’
“doggies” could all be found.
The stove was hot and I was
winnin’ a lot
Oh what a beautiful game!!
But I lost my shirt, to a
little squirt
Oh what a dirty shame!
But on New Year’s night
I’ll make things right
And maybe win back my shoes,
In this game of chance where
I lost my pants
And got those poker
player’s blues.
Cpl. Eugene M. Daugherty.
Ordnance
Pvt. Lytle had so much con-
fidence in his checker playing
when he met T/5 Taylor, he
played and read the book, “How
To Play Checkers And Win,” at
the same time. But it didn’t do
him any good—he lost the game.
After T/5 McBurnie repaired a
buddy’s footlocker, he proceeded
to open his own—and the cover
fell off! Richard H. Oliver.
Trans portatioai
We have a race in our unit
that promises to end in a photo-
finish, with both contestants
gasping for air and stomach
pumps. At this sitting, Chow-
hound Milandowich is heading
Pfc. Spinelli by the slim margin
of an extra piece of pie, but Spin-
elli is noted for his staying pow-
er when it comes to wielding the
knife and fork.
T/4 Harry Schaeffer.
Pretty Peggy Knudsen was acting in radio plays in Duluth,
Minn., only a short time back. She took a flying chance at Broad-
way and came up with the title role in “My Sister Eileen.”
Sgt. Joe Friedman, our clerk
and basketball star, freely ad-
mits that he is a GI oddity. Joe
belongs to that small group of
elite who wear pajamas. He has
seven pair of ’em—all as un-
conservative as possible!
Cpl. John Moran.
First Sgt. Whitt donated a little
holiday cheer to the unit—but not
what most people think. It was
a colorful holiday greeting sign
(who ever heard of drinking
signs?) built by Cpls. Byrd, Zeak,
Lemanski, Branahan, Mills and
Kennedy.
“Arctic Castle.”
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This “pocket-size” fad is quite
the rage these days. Pfc. Ber-
nard Dalton, for instance, can at
any moment whip out a pocket-
size checker board. Then Sgt.
Clarence Stump can pull the
same trick with a roulette wheel,
and most everyone carries a “po-
ny edition” of Time Magazine or
The Reader’s Digest. Now we’re
waiting for someone to settle an
argument by producing from his
hip pocket a complete set of En-
cyclopedia Britanica.
Cpl. Eugene M. Daugherty.
Weekly Radio Schedule
TODAY
1300-1530—M i n n e a polis Sym-
phony; Personal Album; Front
Line Theater; Kate Smith; The
Family Hour.
1600-1700—Mail Call; Phil Spi-
talny’s All-Girl Orchestra.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
TOMORROW
1000-1045—IBC Chaplains’ Ser-
vice; Music For Sunday.
1300-1400—Boston Pops Orch-
estra.
1630-1700—Command Perform-
ance.
MONDAY
1600-1700—Concert Hall Music;
American Profiles; Music.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
2200-2400—Fred Waring; News
& Sports eRoundup; Comedy
Caravan; Music; Yank Swing
Session.
TUESDAY
1600-1700—Music of the Opera;
Tommy Dorsey.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
2200-2400—Harry James'; News
Ro’undup; Paul Whiteman &
Dinah Shore; Symphony; Ted
Fio Rita.
WEDNESDAY
1600-1700—Marian Anderson;
John Charles Thomas.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
2200-2400—I nterview; News
Roundup; Command Perform-
ance; Family Hour; Duke El-
lington.
THURSDAY
1600-1700—NBC Symphony Or-
chestra; Fred Waring.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
2200-2400—S p o 11 i g h t Bands;
News Roundup; Jack Benny;
Andre Kostelanetz; Freddie
Martin.
FRIDAY
1600^1700—Music of the Masters;
Arts in America; Jerome Kern
Music.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.
2300-2400—Fred Waring; News
Roundup; Richard Crooks.
SATURDAY
1300-1530—News Headlines;
Boston Pops Orchestra; Yank
Swing Session; Front Line
Theater; Jubilee.
1600-1700—Mail Call; Judy Ca-
nova.
1800-1815—News Headlines &
Music.