The White Falcon - 20.01.1945, Blaðsíða 8

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IT COULD HAPPEN:
“Hard Time” Akin being
seen and riot heard ....
“Lover” Romano leaving
(lie girls alone .... “Champ”
Riccardi playing ping-pong
. . .'. “Limpy” Leslie runn-
ing .... “Killer” Dobyns go-
ing out without his camera.
“Casanova” Stevens claims
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be is going to start bis nightj
life anew starting Thursday
night. Re careful, girls ....
Last week’s spoiling events
came to a close with a foot
race between “Limpy” and
“Rad Knee” Lauther which
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ended in a tie ... . Wonder
if “Rad Time” Ford is real-
ly going to tie that matri-
monial knot when lie gels
home? Don’t keep us in sus-
pense, Joe . .. . The girls of
Reykjavik can be on the
lookout now for “Wolf” Be-
vill who lias returned ....
Relieve it or not, Tec 5
Flenker was actually seen
drinking a coke! Wonder
what “Clioo Choo” Stewart
is going to do when “Mad
Love” Webb leaves? ....
Congrats are in store for Tec
5 Sowalsky who became the
proud father of a baby boy.
How.does it feel, fellow?
Butch and Chuck.
lie was borne on furlough
.... Homer Gottshall think-
ing of following Rill Rath-
man’s intentions of marri-
age. It’s merely a thought,
though.
Pfc. Ben Rosenthal.
The unknown soldier’s
grave outside Hut 40 has
everyone worried. It seems
to be a symbol of something
or other regarding those for-
gotten soldiers on the hill
.... Some people say that
,R. Rrown is leading II. Ros-
well astray, but that is a
riialler of opinion. We are
not quite sure who got there
first with the most .... Cor-
win Rogers turned his sack
in for salvage this past
month — which is signific
ant of something.
LOCAL SCENES: — Pop
Bremer with the largest fur
bat this side of the Lenin-
grad railroad .... Larry La-
laguna with 50 MP brassards
.... Stanley Z. with the
world’s best 50 aurar cigar
.... Rill Raumker taking bis
chow to the generator but
to save time .... Kid Eller-
vson knocking the pins down
at the ARC .... Tony Cort-
ese in his own little world
.... Clarence Wolfe losing
another pinochle game ....
All the stulkas happy again
knowing that “Candy” Ken
■Stark didn’t go through with
his threats of marriage while
“Sack” Hunsaker is look-
ing for someone who would
like to “try” to knock his
block off in a boxing match
.... “Red” Johnson is blitz-
ing his buttons and sewing
on overseas stripes. We
wonder whyf*" .... What
were those sounds that
“Frenchv” Leveille was
making last Friday about
0900 hours?
If you see someone walk-
ing around snapping pictur-
es of everything in sight
that’ll be “Granny” Garetl
.... “Shorty’’ Friedman has
been getting a lot of mail
from Glasgow and from a
female, too. He must have
put bis furlough to some
good use .... We are all
going to miss Sgt. Shea. May-
be that gal — the one to
whom he sends so much
candy — will be tying the
knot someday in the near
future.
Sgts. Schrecengost and
Tompkins are looking for
some thread that will re-
flect a lot of light .... I hear
that it didn’t take Beasley
very long to get back to his
“Chow Hound” ways. “Hi
ya, Lard!!”. . . . Leveille lost
about 80,902 points when he
cut Lt. Edgar’s ear while
giving him a haircut.
Pfc. G. IF. Cletcher.
“Acky” in the radio shack
explains those weekly trips
to the Norwegian Canteen.
Of course, there is a female
interest and each day it is
evident that “Acky” is being
brought more and more und-
er petticoat government.
How weak the women and
how sti’ong the men seems
to be a lot of “Spain” where
the stulka is concerned. Ge-
orge can be beard repeating
over and over again, awake
and asleep, “Yes, Dear, Yes,
Dear!” We all wonder if
this isn’t a little bit more
than sulpher and molasses
will cure when the .spring!
rolls around again. Don’t
worry, George, we will all
dance at the wedding.
T. Hibson, Y/2c.
ORDNANCE
Marine Sgt., Moore acquir-
ed a new name for hiipself
this last week. The boys all
refer to him now as “Tarz-
an.”
Cementing international
relations between Iceland,
Norway and the American
sailor is the wav George
ORDANOTES: What’s this
we hear about Pfc. (King
Size) Pavo celebrating his
recent promotion? .... It is
rumored that Pvt. (B-29)
Hingy is listed as twins on
the roster. No, he is definite-
ly not the reason for the
Sixfh War Bond Drive ....
Why is Tec 4 Sundeen so
anxious to act as interpret-
er for a certain Pvt’s Ice-
landic gal? .... Ask Tec 4
Stahl what the prescribed
uniform is that is worn(?)
between the shower room
and his hut. Wet’s the matt-
er, Stahl? .... Mrs. Genz’
little boy Herbie lias practi-
cally moved into the new
pool room. Hey, Rack Roy!
WE WONDER DEPT:
Why the steak dinner of the
“Slate House” gang didn’t
pan out .... When “Hamm-
erhead” will clean his upper
lip .... Where “Jawja”
Cohen gets his gorgeous
stulkas......What “Doc”
Kaske does in his spare
time .... How we can in-
duce Atteberry to keep his
chin up.
Tec 6 A. Nonny Muss.
known as F(red Cross)
Schwab, commando extra-
ordinary, is sweating out a
campaign ribbon for having
completed over 100 success-
ful missions to Club 14. Ev-
ery Tuesday and Thursday
evening, Fred “trucks” on
downtown and, in true com-
mando spirit, bis rallying cry
is “Commando’s strike while
the coffee’s hot.” Yes,
Schwab can have his cake,
and eat it.
Many weeks ago Tec 5
Paul Nieminen turned in a
performance at the ski club
which in turn turned him
into the hospital. While
there, he was cast in a cast.
The name of this play was
“The Sprained Leg.” It had
a wonderful cast. Now Paul
is back in the company. He
will always remember that
show “Ski High.” He wants
to thank the men who aided
him. He calls them his “P-aul-
bearers.”
Pfc. Sidney Glickman.
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Pfc. Fred Schwab, better
• TIME: 2000 hours last
Thursday.
PLACE: Sgts. Club.
OCCASION: Gram} Open-
ing.
ATMOSPHERE: Damp.
STARS, BARS, EAGLES
AND LEAVES: RANK was
very much in evidence dur-
ing the opening minutes to
lend official dignity to the
gala occasion .... Qen. Dun-
can commenced proceedings
by applying scissors to im-
aginary ribbons, thus open-
ing the bar to a spirit-thirsty
gathering .... Glancing at
the guest.book, we find a .gal-
axy of notables. — Brig. Gen.
Duncan, Cols. Cbipman and
Clingerman, Lt. Col. Herrel-
ko and 2nd Lt. Lewey. Their
names are entered in that
order on the initial page.
ARTHUR MURRAY
TAUGHT ME DANCING:
After viewing the efforts put
forth on the dance floor, this
observer is of the opinion
that AC Sgt. Chester is hard-
ly to be considered an ac-
credited representative of
the Arthur Murray style of
ballroom dancing .... We
also believe that AAA 1st
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Sgt. O’Connor’s bulky torso
is far from being adaptable
to any sort of coordinated
rythmalic motion .... Per-
haps we can attribute T/Sgt.
Birenbaum’s affinity for
Lindy-hopping during the
course of a supposedly slow
fox-trot either to an 'unreli-
able GI belt or, what’s more
likely, over-exhilaration.
Sgt. C. A. Post ter.
FLASH: The latest news
behind the news from the
Happy Boys in the Air
Corps! Sgt. Cushing of Air
Corps Supply claims that
he is a good man for he
knows how to put cats to
sleeps. Well, keep up the
good work Cushing .... The
Sqdn is starting work on the
new Enlisted Men’s Club
which will open in the near
future .... Pfc. Heim said
the other day that he
wouldn’t mind staying here
in Iceland. It couldn’t be that
girl friend of yours, could it,
Heim ?
We all wonder why S/Sgt.
Colvin removes his hat so
quickly when he enters the
Major’s office .... Sgt. Bas-
ham has been walking ar-
ound in the gloom for the
past couple of days because
he mysteriously lost a lock
of his hair .... Sgt. Chrni-
el claims he was CO of spine
troopers. Well, it couldn’t
have been the Boy Scouts or
even cowboys and Indians,
could it, Chmiel?
Sgt. Angelo J. Chieffi.
QURRTERmftSTE R
That was really a high-
classed detail that toiled in
Cold Storage last week.
Hardest working duet con-
sisted of Treesli and Posilli-
co. Most of us thought that
they had forgotten how to
walk. Even Lt. Poeschl
Avorked but the story is that
he lasted for one truck.
Our barber tells me that
Theodore Boyett has been
offering fantastic prices for
any suggestions as to how
he can save the rest of his
hair or to grow some new.
Old age is beginning to show.
His hair line is going up and
his vhest is going down.
Too long in Iceland De-
partment: Herman Bill tak-
es roll-call at* the cemetery
each morning. No AWOLs
as yet. The fellows in Hut
19 take turns waiting up for
the three-legged visitor. He
occasionally stands reveille
and they insist that lie should
be on the duty roster.
Bill Donnelly.