The White Falcon - 24.03.1945, Síða 8

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Organization; lews
Ouri pepper-hajppy Marine
cook is back from (he UK
and is walking around in a
daze over a Sauehiehall
Street Commando.
Jolm “Soap ‘n’ Water”
Walsh has one more head-
ache added to his list. White
hats are hack. John has been
in charge of the laundry al-
most from the time he land-
ed in Iceland.
There’s no need for salt
at the table when Bos’n
Swalm is sitting next to you.
Just brush it off bis should-
ers.
We hear talk that Pfc.
Pacheco has become a Jr.
Sea Bee and has ordered a
Sea Bee shoulder insignia
for his uniform. He’ll pro-
bably be the best looking
Marine on the base.
Bob, Frank, Ted and Phil.
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Now to' cast a little of the
limelight on our sports
world: It’s the general opin-
ion here that the Gay 90s
have taken a very dim view
of the “Falcon’s” statement
of their having only a math-
ematical chance of showing
up in the present hoop lea-
gue. It seems that the 90s are
more concerned about beat-
ing their own camp team,
the “Grippers,” more so than
the now-leading Bears.
The ever ready and strong
Yanks are ready to make
their war on the Maples this
week at Club 14. Their first
game of the new league is
scheduled for 1830, Wedn-
esday. From all general gos-
sip, it is believed by all con-
cerned that their opponents,
The Junk Dealers, will be a
push-over for them. Let’s go
Yanks. Don’t let yours tru-
ly down.
Tee 5 John .4. Campbell.
looks more like his brother
“No Hope.”
You can stop us if you
wish but it really looks bad
for our boy -“N-9” Kolaz
since be slipped up by send-
ing one of bis code letters
in a package that still had
to be censored.
We promised our boy
“Shape” Janowski (Jan-
owsky) we would keep his
name out of print and we
have been true to our prom-
ise, haven’t we “Shape?”
Why doesn’t someone give
‘Ain’t I Cute” F-l-e-n-k-e-r
a picture of himself so he
will get away from the mirr-
or and let someone use it
who wants to shave?
Butch and Chuck.
Our pool tournament is
off to a flying start. I can't
blame all the boys for ent-
ering. Sgt. Senior lias a very,
very attractive prize for the
winner.
Here is one for you fel-
lows who saw the picture A
THEE GROWS IX BROOK-
LYN at the Fieldhouse.
Hollywood just bad a prem-
iere and tickets were five
bucks a throw!
Baseball season will soon
open. Several boys were
seen tossing the pill around
in a brisk workout.
Thanks to Miss Hanna for
arranging and escorting a
group on a tour through the
University. The gang really
appreciated it.
Pfc. Jud Hessidk.
“Ebenezer Scrooge” our
Supply Sgt.
Pfc. Posillico has been
looking for a bugler, now
that he has his jeep back.
How are the bed sores?
Sgt. Hyda has been look-
ing for a Sanctuary lately.
Chow isn’t that bad, is it,
Sgt.?
Hall was seen taking a
high dive from the gasoline
rack. How about digging a
swmming hole there first?
Sgt. Joe Farrell.
TRUCKING TOPICS:
Cpl. Hill glided across the
floor with a superb red-head
of the Veronica Lake type,
.... Cpl. Schultz, that be-
mouslached individual so
often referred to as “Pop”
by the fair sex, stands at the
bar occasionally drinking
a beer — but usually just
standing.
Tec 5 Olt refused to talk
in our presence. Why?
Has Tec 5 McKenzie sudden-
ly gone jeep happy or is he
trying to impress some Miss?
Bashful Mack he is known
as these days.
Cpl. Erffg 1). Marsh.
ORDNANCE
ORDANOTES: What well
known Motor Sgt. is now a
depot man of great import-
tance?. .. .We know that S/-
Sgt. Tutuska has moved ov-
er to “Ammo.” Looks like
he took the “Pass the Am-
munition” to heart.
What Tec 3 dashed into
town on this first date in
19 months and then was left
waiting at the post? Tsk,
tsk, after 19 months!!
Not to be outdone by the
“GI Jive” program, we fin-
ally found a hut with the
following personnel: Meas-
les, Shakey, Bee Bee Eyes,
Patch, Melon Head and
Prune Face. How’s that, Miss
GI Jill?
Tec 3 John F. McCabe.
these friendly gatherings of
stiilkas, snafu and swing.
Majors and DoeiT have
decided to hang out a sign.
Their craftsmanship: shell
novelties and anything gone
wrong which calls for a
technical grade.
Our complaint dept: Why
doesn’t the Mess Sgt. extend
| the breakfast hour for late
sleepers? .... Why do I
i have to take those exercis-
es? ... . What —TD orRO?
.... Where will we move
the coal pile tomorrow?
Cpl. R. Burns.
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WAREHOUSE TOPICS:
Something new has been
added: Dear sporting Mod-
el T Corp. stripes. Congrats!
. . . . Tec 5 Hammond Irving
‘ I
to erase the T since promo-;
Hon to full Cpl... Cpl.
John Thorne trying to choke
a set of Tec 4 stripes out of j
Pfc. James (Baldy) Wynn
after a short time here is
starting to lose his hair.
Could it be from rubbing
0 I
his head against a pair of i
Sgt. stripes?
We’re anxious to know!
where Pvt. Niekolson pick-
ed up that beautiful eye or-
nament he was sporting
around last week.
Obviously, the barbers
haven’t heard that “Spring
Will Be A Little Late This
Year” judging from some of
the haircuts the men have
been displaying this past
week. Could it be that Pvt.
Schwartz is using his stove
repair tools instead of scis-
sors?
Cpl. Webster, the culinary
artist, is sporting a goatee
these days that is reminis-
cent of the Deep South.
Would you care for a Mint
Julep, Suh?
Tec 5 F. R. Murcko.
Phil Gerson comes back
and beer goes up. Glad to
see you back, Phil, but we
hope the inflation doesn't
continue.
It’s rumored that Leroy
Ish has a new love. Who is
it this time, Casanova?
According to several eye
witnesses at the last party,
Tony Paolucci has apparent-
ly aroused the motherly in-
stinct of some of the local
belles.
Biiis is now walking with
his chest out and a big smile
on his face. He says lie’s no
longer the baby of the MPs.
Why the big smile, Bales?
It isn’t necessary to look in
Hut '37 every night to see if
a certain parly is still there.
Cpl. Ken Stark.
i Hi, Fellas! The dance at
j Club 23 last Friday was
well attended. The clothes
worn by the stiilkas and the
small ornaments worn by
the Gls brought out the old
St. Patrick Day spirit. Tec
5 Miano, Tec 5 Almo, Pfc.
Man gum and Pvt. Ga lasso
all did all right by themselv-
es with the slick chicks.
These boys are beyond a
doubt in the dapper class.
They sure know how to pick
out the luscious lovelies.
Pfc. Powers has an exam-
ination coming up soon and
is hoarding every field man-
ual available. Are you buck-
ing, Sully? The poor guy al-
most has the ladder worn
out from climbing up and
down it so many times.
Sgt. Dooley is having no
end of troubles and to him,
everyone seems to have a
Cross on. Acting 1st Sgt. Fol-
son has the boys about worn
out from answering that
whistle of his, Sgt., Pulleeze!
Tec 5 Francis J. Pesik.
The TC dances have be-
come regular affairs now it
■seems. Much spirit has been
added to the orgn. through
Hear ye, hear ye. Tec 5
Hedges has been told he
looks like Clark Gable. Well,
we will say he has the ears.
Then, we have “Potential
Pl'c.” Jack Stewart who
claims he looks like Bob
Hope. We told him that he
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NOTES WILE WANDER-
ING: Plenty of activity on
the sandbag front — must
be the note of spring in the
air .... Wonder why the
Officers and Enlisted Men
of this command who have
garrison hats are not per-
mitted to wear them. Seems
they would make a great
improvement to the uni-
form.
Those men in the company
who have suggestions for
improvements to the comp-
any area or the company
mess are invited to air them
at the next “gripe session”
held by the GO. It might do
more good titan just discuss-
ing them among yourselves.
Notice the new arrivals
have just received a “bapt-
ism of paint” as witness the
cream and earth-red effect
in the orderly room.
Robbie.