The White Falcon - 09.06.1945, Side 7

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Bum Check at a Blood Bank
by Milton Caniff, creator of "Terry and the Pirates'
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A FEW THINGS
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PRAFTBOARVS AREN'T
SCRAPING THE BOTTOM
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PRIVATE MEPICAL ADVICE
-BUT IF I WERE YOU I
WOULDN'T START REAVING
V ANY SERIAL STORIES!
Copyright 1945 by Milton Caniff, distributed by Camp Newspaper Service
Nelson,: . McSpadea
Beal Snead And Byrd
Byron Nelson and Harold
(Jug) McSpaden teamed to
beat Sammy Snead and Sam-
my Byrd two and one in a
best ball match at Phila-
delphia. Nelson’s 72 copped
medal honors.
Kelley Wins Bedford Run
Smiling Johnny Kelley of
North Acton, Mass., recent
winner of the Boston Mara-
thon, won the North Med-
ford 15-mile road race for
the seventh time in 2:02.31.
Illinois Licks Michigan
For Big 10 Championship
Led by George*' Walker
who scored the only triple
of the meet, Illinois took six
firsts and upset heavily-fav-
ored Michigan for the Big 10
track and field champion-
ship, 65-54.
BAT WITH HYPNOTIC EYE INDUCES
FATHOMS OF N.Y. NIGHT SPOTS —
TO "TAKE PLEDGE"
Credited with putting more than 300 persons into a
hypnotic trance with his huge, unblinking eyes, “Puffy,”
a New York City wonder-cat, has recently been named
“Honorary President of the American Feline Society.”
According to his owner, Arthur Newman, Puffy first
demonstrated his powers one night last fall in a bar
room.
“He was sitting on the end of a night club bar,” New-
man recalls, “and a couple of girls came up to pet him.
“I didn’t pay much attention until one of the girls nudged
me and whispered, ‘Look at my friend!’
“Well, sir, that girl was simply out on her feet. It
wasn’t from drinking either. I’m something of a hyp-
notist myself and I quickly realized that she was in real
hypnotic trance, brought on by Puffy’s staring into her
eyes.” - .
People always feel better — headaches gone and the
like — after being hypnotized by Puffy,. Newman says,
because, they have become relaxed in spite of them-
selves. “Several have tgken the pledge after watching
Puffy do his act on a bar,”, he declared.
“COME ON, GANG —r LET’S GO DOWN TO THE NEXT CAMP. THESE DOG-
FACES HAVE FISH FOR LUNCH.”
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What Is
Sleeping
“My favorite
the sui
born wi
replied Pvt.
John D. Phil-
lips of'Boston,
Mass. “I like
sleeping in the
nude — it al-
lows more freedom and
helps relaxation. Besides, it’s
also one less article to wash!” |
Hy Montgomery of the
ARC said, “I |
like a slinky
nightgown of
yellow satin g|f ^
or a pair „f ’ .
silk pajamas
— in yellow. Walk jmfl
Nothing too
frilly, for I do like to feel
RED CROSS
HI-LITES
comfortable.” Hy hails from
Norfolk, Va.
“Do you mean on duty or
off duty /’’jok-
ed Pfc. Tom
Cavanaugh.
“Personally, I
guess I like ‘an
naturel’ best.
After all, it’s
a lot less both-
er isn’t it and since pajamas
aren’t issued by the Army,
I find it the line of least re-
sistance.” Tom is from
ville, HI.
Sgt. Kenneth
East Orange,
N.J., answer-
ed, “My favor-
ite night wear
is pajamas.
Since my stay
inj Iceland; I’m
more inclined
to the flannel
preferably!”
Friday
2030—Dance
Saturday
1900 & 2100—DOUBLE
POSURE.
CLUB 14
Sunday
1500—Cabaret Dance
1700—PAN-AMERIC ANA
Monday
1930—THE CLOCK
Tuesday
2030—Dance
Wednesday
1930—I’LL REMEMBER AP-
RIL
Service De Luxe!
Marine Corps combat cor-
respondent Sgt. Henry A.
Weaver reports seeing the-
following sign posted on the
fringes of a flimsy poncho
roof of a front line foxhole
on Iwo Jima: “Whoever
steps on the roof of this fox-
hole can call at the front
door and get his leg.”
Thursday
2030—Dance
Friday
1900—Dock Fishing, Hafnar-
fjorSur.
1930—NATIONAL VELVET
Saturday
2130—Songfest
CLUB 23
Sunday
1645—Supper Club
1900 & 2100—WITHOUT
LOVE
Monday
2030—Dance
Tuesday
1900 2100—HOUSE OF
FEAR
US0 MUSICIAN
Wednesday
1930—Fishing Trip
2000—Hamburger Fry
2100—Movie
Thursday
1900 & 2100—SEE MY LAW-
YER
A Navy dischargee, Joe
Rankin (above ) has placed his
talents at the disposal of th&
USO and is one of the hits of
the BROADWAY ABROAD
unit now touring the Rock.
(Sig. Corps Photo).