The White Falcon - 21.11.1942, Blaðsíða 6

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Jimmy Green’s generosity can
prove embarrassing to that her-
culean mite at times. For in-
stance: Jimmy was really shoot-
ing a line to the waitress, arid
doing a good snow' job too! When
Jimmy rose to go he placed some
change under the sugar bowl
with a great flourish. The wait-
ress came along to change the
table cloth and swept the total
— 3 cents! to the floor!
Ed Eldridge, alias Hejjry Aid-
rich, has been vacationing in the
hospital for some time, Take it
easy, Henry; that N.C. chicken
likes you “as is.”
Squire Holton is busy chop-
ping wood, sharpening butcher
knives, making gamboling sticks
and a scaffold pole for a hog
killing. I guess he thinks he is
in. Georgia.
We are very sorry, as a mat-
ter of fact heartbroken, to re-
port that our fellow laborer and
maligner, T/5G. Peter Scrip, Is
confined to his bed in the dis-
pensary with a mild nervous
fereakdowp caused fey trying to
imitate Sgt. Jordan’s 3-minute
speed.
Our inspiration, that man who
gives his all to his work, is none
other than that Baltimore oyster
shucker, Ramrod Gilbert. It hurts
us to think of his being a jitter-
bug when he would make such
a grand preacher!
That was not a statue stand-
ing back by the gate all this
week. It was just Tony Kolinski
on guardl
Just because “Egg” Gorman at-
tended school with Janet Blair,
does that give him license to
write so familiarly, especially
with his Edith pining her heart
away back home? -
10-E-C.
How’ many of us know that:
seats will soon be reserved for
the news.? 1st Sgt. House has
two children, both girls? Pvt.
Nigro needs a press agent? Bill
Hulme is now a 2nd Lt. con-
nected with an Aviation Erigr.
unit? Sgt. Taylor and Pvt Ull-
m&n are owners of large cor-
porations? Von Duditch ordered
a Santa Claus suit to distribute
the Xmas mall? Pvtg. Kohler,
Stien. and Parteko are the most
consist ant Falcon buyers? T/5G.
z1fiP22l'ppln8? Pfc' Sh,rey
is sK^MkP Checker player?
T/5G. Juba enjoys wearing
shoes? Our new day room, so
long a dream, will soon be the
real thing? Sgt. Trimble would
be an excellent model for a Zoot
Suit?
Sgt. Joe Weiss.
Special Service
The Special Service dance band
is coming along by leaps and
bounds and soon will be avail-
able for engagement. Profession-
al musicians interested in join-
ing can contact Pvt. Doug Ham-
ilton of the SS Unit.
Reports from the hospital indi-
cate that Pvts. Farrah and Ed-
wards will soon be back in our
midst. Hurry it up, boys!
Congratulations to T/5G. Jack
Brandt and Tony Walaitis on
their recent appointments.
What little man wrowred the
lads and lassies at the weekly
Red Cross shindig? Could it have
been Sgt. “Chick” Borelli and his
banjo?
Sgt. George Boudreau and Pfc.
Antons Souza are doing yeoman
service w ith their mobile motion
picture units.
Pumor has it that our hwo Rom-
eos’ T/5G. Walaitis and “Dutch”
Sell, have made connections iy
the local pulchritude market.
What about it, fellows?
Anyone interested in tall tales
get in touch w’ith our Sgt. Jimmie
Zuchero and ask about “Dynamite
Pete.”
In case Sgt. Silver, our Athletic
Techn. on DS, washes to know'
what became of the bag of apples
sent him by one of his West Virg-
inia lovelies; we w'ish to inform
him that they were enjoyed by
all — that is those (the apples)
that were edible.
Ordnance
Gullible Gertie says: T/5G. Mi-
laschewsky recently purchased
a pair of civilian shoes from Sgt.
“DC” Sod. Sod claims to have
found the shoes in a trash can
and noticed that there were no
soles on ’em, and it is evident
that MilascheW'sky noticed only
the shining sides.
Challenge: Pfc. Rchie Wenger
claims the , title of “The best
barker of Coney Island,” and
dares anyone to fake that title
from him.
There’s nothing wrong wjjsn
a doggie receives packages from
his gal back home, but when
another unknowm lass from a
earby town sends him packages
too. then there’s a story Involved.
What’s the story, Sgt. Barrett?
Orchids to 1st Sgt. Mtobelli
for the many hours he has spent
in fixing up our day-room. Also
to Pvt. Micucci, who is now our
day-room orderly.
QUOTE: “If you can write
something good about me, O.K.;
otherwise I am not seeking pu-
blicity,” T/4G. Terr}'.
* Richard H. Oliver.
Navy
Our officers and men were
entertained one night at our Re-
creation Hall by the RAF all-
male troupe of artists from Eng-
land. The enthusiastic players
put on a splendid performance
which was enjoy^l by the large
crowd. Highlights of the show
were the ventriloquist act- and
the accordianist.
Lt. Comdr. H. B. ’Hodgkins,
Camp Chaplain and Welfare Of-
ficer, announces that a new .sche-
dule for us at the swimming pool
has been inaugurated. Naval per-
sonnel may enjoy the pool free,
Nov. 22 from 1800 to 1000 and
on Dec. 6. Arrangements for use
of the pool were made by the
American Red Cross.
Beginning Sunday, Nov. 29 at
1800 hours our band will inaug-
urate a series of weekly concerts.
The concert w’ill be held in the
hospital recreational hall.
K. L. Peterson YJc.
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