The White Falcon - 27.01.1945, Blaðsíða 8

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Organization; Mews
Three thousand girls in
Cadillac, Mich., collapsed
when they heard that Joe E.
Miller was coming. The only
trouble is that they don’t
know how much he has
changed and how much
weight he has lost because
of his continual “sweating.”
As usual, “Candy” Kenny
Stark was in a majority of
the pictures taken at a rec-
ent TD party at ARC Club
watch the show.
“Lootenant” llatton is re-
ally sweating out the board.
I never saw anyone so sudd-
enly interested in current
events. Bill Donnelly.
ORDNANCE
ORDANOTES: Pvt. (“Aw,
let me” Petrack has found
a new hohhv - popping
corn. One hour notice is all
he needs, men .... The big
Gen. Duncan appeared, to be
rather adept at the dispens-
ation of humorous anecdot-
es ... . Incidentally, what
would you think of a cer-
tain Motor Pool Chief (again
po names mentioned) who
escorts a fair damsel to and
from the shindig hut who, in
the interim, abandons her to
the mercy of the ravenous'
hordes of bestriped hoofers j
while he strikes up an ev-
ening iong conversation with
the bartender — punctuated
only by momentary respit-
es from the cocktail glass?
■Sgt. C. A. Postler.
hand around an ARC host-
ess’ .waist .... Dean Garr-
14. Ken even went so far as^ question is why do they call
to have his famous right Tec 5 (Irish) Kazmierski the
“fruit cocktail kid?” '“Can”
it be true? . ... . AVe wonder
ett, after putting a cooking where Tec 1 Colgrove is
shift in at the kitchen,] spending his evenings. It’s a
promptly hurried to the PX| toss-up between the Red
to have his supper. Someth- Cross and the pool room.
ing’s fishy somewhere— and
it isn’t Friday!
Tom Moffett is really lone-
ly these days and he has our
deepest sympathies . .. .Any
of the hoys who want to give
up their day off should see
Ray Rates for the proper
instructions. . . . The “Sweat
Club” hoys really have
things rolling these days
with very little time be-
tween their gala social funct-
ions, They roasted weenies
one Sunday night and the
next Sunday they roasted
anything they could find . .
. . Tex Jones'is expecting
cattle rustlers at any mo-
ment — and lie is well pre-
pared.
Pfc. Ben Rosenthal.
The other day Tec 5 “Red”
Leisenring wadec'j through a
full pan of hydraulic oil and
had to he told about it! The
reason? TD — what else? . .
. .That is not Jerry Colonna.
Behind those waving whisk-
ers hides one ea. Tec 4 Ahr-
ens. Come on out, we know
you.
Tec 6 A. Xonny Mass.
UURRTLHrn fiSTER
Something was missing at
the party Saturday night.
"Blimp” didn’t give his usu-
al “we thank you one and
all” speech. However, there
"were other diversions to-
wards the end of the even-
ing.
We learn something new
every day. Last Saturday
<’«us Barreiro taught “Shark”.
TIehcrt that four fives heat a
full house though it was a
jnighty expensive lesson.
The men with gambling
spirits are giving and taking
-odds on who is going to out-!
big-deal who down at the
property warehouse, Sgt.
jBoyett or Sgt Wendt. The
mew men are convinced
that “Baldv” Boyett is in-;
■vincible,- but the old guard|
remembers that Frederick
is the old master. Personally
I have no favorites, but
■whenever I feel the need for
entertainment I’m going to
visit the warehouse and
More HIGHLIGHTS AT
RANDOM from the recent
Sgts Club opening: S/Sgt.
Bernie “Bulldog” Rogalski
was on hand with his usual
flock of feminine pulchri-
tude — all two of them ....
Rival culinary chieftain,
S/Sgt. Urton, casting an un-
favorable eye on the quan-
tity and quality of the gas-
tronomical concoctions pre-
pared by Mess Sgt. Cable . .
. . Sgts. O’Brien and Davis
having difficulty remember-
ing their surnames after the
third trip to the “brass rail”
.... You should have heard
1st Sgt. Bianchi relating his
now famous “row boat trip
to Akurevri” saga to an am-
azed audience of female
admirers.
S/Sgt- “Mendelsohn” Mc-
desy “looking responsible”
for the whole affair ....
WE SAW IT OURSEL-
VES: Hut 12 without a pin-j
ochle game .... Hut 11 with-
out an argument .... Pfc.
Keith hi the hut on movie
night .... “Eat Boy” Wil-
liams, better known as “Mus-
cle Head,” passing up hot
dogs while in the chow line.
(Boy, are we liars!) .... Pvt.
Ivupiec at the Red Cross ....
Tec 5 “I don’t approve” Ran-
liofer making blue prints of
a desk which should he a big
improvement over the old
type.
It has been rumored that
“Rakari” Anderson is a fut-
ure “Valentino.” Be careful,
“Rakari,” he led a hard life
.... Is “Tomato” ever going
to tell the hoys how his lip
became so swollen and who
did it? ... . We also wish to
extend our best wishes to
the fellows who were marri-
ed while they were hack
home. How do you guys like
married life? .... Well,
that’s all for this week. So
until next week, same time,
same paper, these are you
Booze — we mean News
hounds — signing off.
his mates was to no avail.
He finally did awaken when
he made a terrific lunge at
a Nazi and fell out of his
sack. Outside of a few cuts
on his hand (from hitting
the bulkhead) our Hero is
still in pretty good shape
and ready for his next ass-
ignment.
Chief Smithers, his baby
(the fire truck) and his Id
little fire bugs are starting
to get a little disillusioned
about this whole fire busin-
ess. They’ve been drilling
like demons for the past 17
months and never get to a
fire. When they do get a call
they can't heat the “all sec-
ure” to the gate and don’t
even get a ride. One of these
days we’ll have a “Chicago
Special” complete with the
cow and lantern just to
make the boys happy.
T. Hibson, Y/2c.

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Ben Lenart is a hero! Yep,
last week he saved a maiden
in distress and killed seven
Nazis. During the battle our
hero was slashed across the
hand and should be award-
ed the Purple Heart. The
battle was so intense that
efforts to awaken him bv
“Pop” Jenkins goes on
pass quite regularly. Could
it be that he is romancing
with someone? .... Most of
the TD boys recently return-
ed from the States looked
weary and wan but all agre-
ed as to the great time they
had while on furlough.
ADD TRIFLES: Sgt. Gil-
ewski is complaining about
losing weight .... Eugene
Flanagan of the Boston Fla-
nagans is very happy about
something. Did the purchase
of a pitcher by the “Braves”
bring on all this joy?
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
Pvt. Gottschalk — “Never
happen!”. .. . Tec 5 Weber
— Censored .... Pvt. Heitz
— “Hello, Baby!”. ... Pfc.
Frei — “Chow in the Mess
Hall”. .. . 1st Man — “Golly”
.... Lt. McBride — “Get
with it” (to a jr. officer) .. .
Lt. Edgar — “I like it here’
Cpl. L. Auritt.
FLASH! FLASH! The lat-
est news from the Happy
Boys in the Air Corps: Boy,
those bovs who came back
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from the UK can really tell
stories and the more we hear
them, the more we want to
go on furlough .... Pfc. Ab-
bale claims that he was in
heaven all the while he was
over there and the way it
looks, it is going to take him
a month to get back to work.
The 1st Sgt. told one of
the fellows in the organizat-
ion that he was going to
write to the President and
request that he be put on
Inactive,Service. The fellow
asked the “Top Dog” what
that was. Say, bud, what arc
you going to ask them when
they hand you your dis-
charge papers — light a fire
with them? .... Cpl- Slievc
is wanting a furlough to “you
know where.” It couldn’t he
where your pretty nurse is
located, could it Slieve? ....
T/Sgt. Bright is walking ar-
ound with a big smile late-
ly. It couldn’t he that they
finally caught up with that
fellow you were looking for
all this time, could it, Bright?
Mr. Olivetti has a habit of
saying “Give ma TD, please”
every time he answers the
telephone .... Well, Cpl.
Stieve finally heard from
that pretty little nurse who
has been turning his
hair gray .... What’s this
we hear about a certain fell-
ow in the hanger getting
locked in his department?
Is it that you’re interested
in your work, Rogers?
Sgt. Angelo .1. Chief[i.

It happened last Sunday
in Hagge’s Hash House while
the men were enjoying a
fowl dinner. Several of the
boys seated at the same table
were trying to solve that
age-old riddle of “Which
came first, the chicken or
the egg?” Pfc. Joe Simmons
informed the group that it
was the egg, because on Sun-
day we had eggs for break-
fast and chicken for dinner.
Pvt. Ray Kenny topped them
all with the question “What
came before the egg?” After
a brief silence Kenny furn-
ished the answer, “Half of
a grapefruit.” After that we
all left the table because we
were fed up with the whole
meal.
When Pvt. Clayton Fuller
was shown his name in the
Icelandic newspaper, “Yis-
ir,” he couldn’t believe his
eyes. The hoys had him gu-
essing as to what it was all
about. Well, Fuller, it wasn’t
anything about brushes, hut
catching a pair of eye glass-
es on a fishing line in a
stream which must have
been quite a spectacle in it-
self, and the creek was a
sight for sore eyes.
Pfc. Sidney Glickman.