Reykjavík Grapevine - 03.02.2012, Qupperneq 28

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The Reykjavík Grapevine
Issue 2 — 2012 Reviewed by Ragnar Egilsson, Ryan Parteka and David Paul Peter Nickel
Iceland | Beer
GRAPEVINE bEER-OFF 2
A PENETRATING DIALOGUE ABOUT THE MERITS AND DEMERITS OF SELECTED ICELANDIC MICROBREWS
bjARTUR bLOND NR. 4
(5%)
bORG bRUGGHúS
A blonde ale made from German and
Slovenian hops.
FIRST IMPRESSION!
We all agree it has an unusually harsh
and sharp aftertaste for a blonde. Left
a dry palate, but not without its merits.
Ryan: A plain brown wrapper and unassuming bottle.
Reminds me of IKEA packaging.
David: Would like more info about the beer. It doesn’t
even have a best before.
Ragnar: When would a beer in Iceland ever need a
‘best before’??
CONCLUSION?
Ryan: Not a session beer by volume, but it kind of fools
you. In danger of turning into a dirty session.
David: Wouldn’t take it over Ölvisholt beers, but I’d try
it again.
Ragnar: I’d give it another go (anyone else feeling a
buzz?)
RATING:
EL GRILLO (5%)
öLGERðIN EL GRILLO
A clear lager named after a sunken oil
tanker that still lies in the Seyðisfjörður
bay.
FIRST IMPRESSION!
David: Ragnar, give that bottle to me,
you need to learn how to pour a beer.
You gotta tip the bottle at the end—give
it a little head…oh, God.
Ragnar & Ryan: Hehehe. Yeah, we bet you’d like to give
some head.
Thick, chocolaty, caramely, medium to high sweetness.
Also quite dry. No real development or curve in how
the flavour progresses. Flat in and flat out. A little too
expensive for a session beer, but still suitable.
David: I still say the guy on the bottle looks like Hitch-
cock.
Ryan: I’ve noticed it’s often not in stock.
Ragnar: I know it comes in a can now.
CONCLUSION?
Solid session beer and could go well with a meal. Could
go well with a nice burger or some Mexican food. No
bells or whistles.
Ragnar: I don’t often drink beer but when I do, I prefer
El Grillo.
RATING:
PILS ORGANIC (5%)
VíKING öLGERð*
Golden Czech pilsner. Organic, we
guess.
* Not strictly speaking a microbrew
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Nice green label! Looks like a picnic.
Florid, with a nice fruity smell.
Ragnar: I think KEX is the only place
that has this on tap. Didn’t like it when I tried it there.
CONCLUSION?
Not much to say. Middle of the road beer.
David: Leaves me wanting.
Ragnar: Tastes like licking the yellow line in the middle
of the road.
Ryan: Would any of us order this again?
Nope.

RATING:
GÆðINGUR PALE ALE
(4.5%)
GÆðINGUR bRUGGHúS
A pale ale courtesy of a tiny, new con-
tender from Skagafjörður
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Lot of head. Very frothy. Good por-
tion left behind in the bottle. Lot of
sediment. Milky. Cloudy. Plays on the
tongue. Nice curve.
David: Enticing lacing. Want to peel the stocking back
and see what’s underneath.
Ryan: Tart, citrusy. Tastes like grapefruit coming in and
lingers as a Bosc Pear.
Ragnar: Gay. Smells like every scratch and sniff.
CONCLUSION?
Best so far. Best in show. Definitely try it again.

RATING:
STINNINGS KALDI (4.6%)
bRUGGSMIðjAN
Ale with angelica herb
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ragnar: At what point do they add the
angelica? I don’t taste it.
Roasted. Not as dry as the others. Clean
finish.
CONCLUSION?
Good to throw back a six pack with some wings. Good
for rinsing the mouth with but too bitter otherwise.
Would choose over Gull or Thule, but nothing to call
home about.

RATING:
GÆðINGUR STOUT (5.6%)
GÆðINGUR bRUGGHúS
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ryan: Ah, now that’s a beer to go with
a 90% cacao chocolate in front of the
fireplace.
David: Fetch me my slippers and I’ll
read to you from Kipling!
Woody. Smoked birch. Very roasted to
the point of burnt. Black as sin. High alcohol volume
for a stout.
CONCLUSION?
A lot going on there. Intense beer. Good beer to end
the evening with.
David: The kind of flavour you want to take home with
you.
Ragnar: Christ I’m drunk.
RATING:
FREyjA (4.5%)
öLVISHOLT bRUGGHúS EHF
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ragnar: It’s a lady beer!
David: Don't you know what Freyja
means? Fósturlandsins Freyja?
Ragnar: It's got a lady on it! With boobs!
CONCLUSION?
Milky honey colour, wheat beer, fruity,
sweet, Belgian tradition, strong coriander taste, Sum-
mer beer, something for a hot day.
David: That's a quenching beer and has pretty good
lacing.
RATING:
úLFUR (5.9%)
bORG/EGILS öLGERð
FIRST IMPRESSION!:
David: Grapefruity, not much head.
Ragnar: Don't really feel the 5.9%.
An IPA with low filling, low bitterness.
CONCLUSION?
Excellent beer. Strong first impression
with that grapefruit pow!
David: Many of these beers are getting too boozy for
the way Icelanders drink.
Ragnar: Yeah but Icelanders value the alcohol content
very highly.
RATING:
SKjÁLFTI (5%)
öLVISHOLT bRUGGHúS
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ragnar: Smells like a jockstrap and has
colour of rusty urine (I totally mean that
in a good way!)
CONCLUSION?
David: Skjálfti IS one of my favourite
beers in the country.
Ragnar: Mine too. And Ölvisholt was a trailblazer, one
of the first proper microbreweries in Iceland.
RATING:
MóRI (5.5%)
öLVISHOLT bRUGGHúS
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ragnar: Goes really well with ‘The Wiz-
ard’ by Black Sabbath.
David: A red beer, sweet and skunky
smell. Good deal of carbonation.
Named after a ghost, which is cool.
Ragnar: Terrible label, but we love it
anyway. Quite sharp and works well on its own, but
can’t mix it with other drinks in a session. I’m a one-
beer man when it comes to Móri.
CONCLUSION?
David: You expect dark and heavy, but you get bub-
bling, sharp and spikey.
Ragnar: It’s like a wizard tricking you. It's a ghost. It’s a
troublemaker. Like Ozzy!
RATING:
bLACK DEATH bEER (5.8%)
VíKING
FIRST IMPRESSION!
Ragnar: Aimed at the tourists and about
as subtle as a heart attack. An Icelandic
name would have been nice. Can’t find
it in the stores because there was some
minor controversy about the label. You
can get it at the bar Prikið though.
CONCLUSION?
It’s the Hard Rock Café of beers. Gimmicky, rich, thick,
sweet and overdone. It’s heavy on liquorice. Alcohol
taste is prominent. Looks cool on the shelf, but can’t
say it does much.
RATING:
SURTUR
bORG/EGILS öLGERð
Surtur is a stout. The name can be
traced back to Norse mythology to
the fire jötun Surtr or any of the place-
names in Iceland that take after him.
But look it up in a dictionary or ask any
Icelander and they will tell you that the
word is primarily a derogatory term for
black people. Surtur is the Icelandic
N-word. It’s as simple as that. The beer is black. The
people at Egils Ölgerð must have thought this was a
fun way to court controversy. I don’t buy that this was
done by accident and I’m not amused. I haven’t tasted
it and I’m not reviewing it. Simple as that.