The White Falcon - 15.01.1971, Blaðsíða 9

January 15, 1971
THE WHITE FALCON
Page 9
I spy, said the roving Wicket last Tuesday about 1:30 p.m. when it
came across this utility waster far beyond the perimeter of the base.
Hidden in the lava rocks this logistics building (part of an activity
known as NSGA) did not escape the shutter of the Wicket.
Waster’s Wicket
Sirloin gnat, au jus sauteed in dew
by Ens. Exum Walker
Ever hear two spiders gossip-
ing? Well, here's what I over-
heard the other day.
"Hey, Mergatroid, did you hear
about Agatha?
"No, Lula, tell me!"
"Well, you know, she's been
dating this guy from the wrong
side of the web, and four days
ago she didn't get home until way
after sunrise. If you ask me, I
think she's carrying eggs!!"
"No! "
"Yes, indeed She's going to
end up just like her mother, a
widow".
"Could be. Say, what ever
happened to her father?"
"Well, I'll tell you, Merg; as
you know he was Spider Black, a
very wise spider, who one night
set off to build a summer web.
He picked a spot right next to
that lightup there because during
the night, it attracted some of
the most delicious bugs into his
web. In fact, the very first
there he had top sirloin gnat au
tus sauteed in dew!"
| "Wow, just thinking about it
Ikkes my fangs water, but contin-
e your story."
"Well, the very next day,
someone forgot to turn the light
off so he decided to try to turn
it off himself to help conserve
electricity. He traced the wiring
back to the switch and was just
about to flip the switch when he
accidentally stepped on a hot wire
and, well, to make a long story
short, he was fried to a crisp."
"Omigoshl How awful!"
"And, do you know,to this day,
that light still bums for hours
on end in broad daylight as a
tribute to him!"
Exercise class resumed
The ladies' exercise class
has been resumed after a holiday
hiatus.
Exercises will be conducted
from 9:45 to 10:30 each Monday,
Wednesday and Friday morning at
the gym.
All women are invited to use
the gymnasium facilities, includ-
ing the steam room and sun lamps,
during ladies' hours 9:30to 11:00
on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
mornings.
For -more information concern-
ing the exercise class call Mrs.
Lynn at 8359.
Toastmasters
meet January 16
to install officers
The Vulcan Toastmasters is a
club whose purpose is to advance
its members through various phases
for improving their public speak-
ing. Planned and impromptu
speeches, parliamentary proce-
dures, debates and panel discus-
sions are all part of the assign-
ments that the members have been
tackling since the club's begin-
ing ten years ago.
This Saturday, January 16, at
7 p.m., they will be installing
their new club officers. The
special dinner marking the occa-
sion will be held at the Saga
Hotel with Rear Adm. John K. Be-
ling acting as the guest speaker.
The dinner is open to all person-
nel of both the defense force and
of the Icelandic community who
would like to know more aboutthis
organization.
For more information, contact
Lt. Ted Ehlersat Ext. 4260, Spike
Hansson at Ext. 2277 or SSgt.
Gary Rustad at Ext. 6252.
Reykjavik tour
The recreation department will
hold another weekend tour of Rey-
kjavik January 23-24. The tour
will depart from the Viking Club
at 1 p.m. on Saturday and returns
the following afternoon at approx-
imately 5 p.m.
Those on the tour will be stay-
ing at the Hotel Loftleider which
is featuring dancing and music by
Los Aztecas from Mexico. Ihe ho-
tel's swimming pool and sauna
bath provide an added enjoyment.
People in pay grade E-3 and be-
low will notbe required to wear a
uniform. The cost of $10 covers
all transportation, guide and
sightseeing fees, hotel accomoda-
tions and breakfast.
For further information and
reservations, contact the recrea-
tion department at Ext. 6266.
Bantam bowling
The BantamBowling League needs
substitutes between the ages of
10 and 12 years. Please call Ju-
dy Medearis at Ext. 5270.