The White Falcon - 14.01.1972, Qupperneq 8

Dear Mr. Foolery: My friend Philbert says your
column is tasteless. So far he's eaten five of
them, so I guess he should know. Couldn't you do
something to spice it up a little? —Margrette
Philbert sounds like a nut, Meg. Tell him that
each week this space is peppered with salt commen-
tary, gingerly mixed with sage observations on our
thymes. See if he swallows it.
Dear White Falcon guy: I wanna no how your
sposed to look up a werd in the dicshunary if you
dont no how to spel it anyway in the fist place.
Huh? —Stan
To 874493275 - Due to the reorganization of our
filing system, it has been necessary to change your
name. Now we must ask that you cross out your old
name on any cards, passes, licenses, etc. that you
may have in your wallet/purse, and write your new
name in.
If you are one of our married clients, be as-
sured that every effort has been made to assign a
matching name to your husband/wife, if at all pos-
sible .
Your new name is: Alice Jarfsoo. Thanks for
your help, Alice. —The Bank
Dear Bank: But my insurance company already
changed my name to Gretchen.
Dear Tom: What would you do if I sang you a
song? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend
me an ear --- I'll sing you a song. (And I'll try
not to sing out of key). —Sgt. Pepperini
Dear Sarge: Do you know "Stardust"?
Look, punk - We're getting pretty (unprintable)
tired of getting your stupid letters. While it's
true that some people refer to us as "The Syndi-
cate", we don't have anything to do with syndicat-
ing newspaper columns. And if we DID ever get that
legit, we sure as (unprintable) wouldn't touch that
(unprintable) excuse for a (unprintable) column you
keep sending us (and that better stop quick if you
like breathing). Biggest (unprintable) I ever
saw. Someday somebody's going to shove that type-
writer of yours (unprintable), and you'll find it's
pretty hard to type that way. —Harry the Hook
New hours of operation
for base facilities
Significant cost increases in labor and material
in recent months have necessitated the raising of
some prices and the revision of operating hours in
a number of Navy Exchange activities. Without
these schedule changes, major price increases would
have resulted in most of these activities.
In the establishment of the new hours of opera-
tion, customer service, convenience, and uniformity
of operating hours were major considerations.
For your convenience the following changes that
have taken place over the past few weeks are con-
solidated below:
• MAIN RETAIL STORE, TOYLAND, CLOTHING,
BEVERAGE SHOP, TV/RADIO REPAIR
Monday
Tuesday, Wed., Fri
Thursday
Saturday
Closed
9:30 a.m.-6 p.m.
9:30 a.m.-8 p.m.
9:30 a.m.-l p.m.
Monday
Tuesday, Wed., Fri.
Thursday
Saturday
• LAUNDRY
Monday
Tuesday thru Friday
Saturday
Closed
10:30 a.m.-6
10:30 a.m.-8
9:30 a.m.-l
Closed
8 a.m.-l p.m.
2 p.m.-6 p.m.
9:30 a.m.-l p.m.
Navy Achievement awarded
Chief Tritt is the Maintenance Officer, Lt. Leroy
Grice. Lt. Grice was presented a NAVSTA Keflavik
Service plaque during the same ceremony, held in
the Aircraft Intermediate Maintenance Department.
January 14, 1972
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