Reykjavík Grapevine - 20.05.2016, Síða 72

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Sometimes I get this annoying feeling, "Is
this just happening because I'm a woman?"
And usually I'm right, at least when it’s re-
lated to periods or forgetting to smile. Also,
apparently, it’s not right for a woman to talk
about her beer-induced diarrhea.
• • • • • • • • • • • •
The other day a girl reached out to me on
Snapchat and gave me some advice: "Women
should not make poop jokes," she said. Like
most advice I ignored it and proceeded to in-
form my Snapchat followers of the risks of do-
ing poopy while still having a tampon in your
vagina.
• • • • • • • • •
Women were denied the right to take part
in politics, airplane flying and doctoring
throughout the years but that's slowly chang-
ing. Women are rising up through feminism
to take over the world and kill every single
man on earth. Thereby ending world hunger.
We need to be fighting to have access to every
conversation. The poopy ones included.
• • •
I like poop jokes because almost everyone
can relate to them (except politicians). We all
have the need to poop and sometimes it's fun
and sometimes it's not. We all have poop sto-
ries and it's important to hear them from all
points of view: Men’s, women’s, minorities’.
Do we all poop the same? I'm not sure. Let's
find out.
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