Nissen News - 15.12.1941, Page 18

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NISSEN NEWS
Let Auntie Fanhy Help You!
Aunty Fanny is a woman of the world. She has been places and she
knows all the answers. If you have a load on your mind, write to
Aunty, and she’ll lift it if she has to use a crowbar.
All letters should be addressed to “Aunty Fanny”, c/o The Editor —•
and, oh boy, d o e s he take care of her!
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS:
“Arnold” — No, dearie, you needn’t worry
any longer. She’d have let you know
by now — you bet.
“Uncle” — The suggestion you make in
your letter is most improper. I’m not
that kind of an Aunty.
“Jealous” — The car which calls at the
canteen is for the purpose of bring-
ing cakes only. The girl is only the
driver.
“Helga” — I’m sorry, my dear, but I can
not help you now. I warned you what
soldiers were like, didn’t I?
“Wilf” — The name you are enquiring
about is that given to an Indian poten-
tate. He usually rides on an elephant
— the bigger of the two is the ele-
phant.
“Destry” — So the Sergeants aren’t re-
plying to your letters? That’s too bad,
honey. Can’t you try pinning some-
thing on them?
“R.A.S.C.” — It’s very nice of you to
offer me a sack of potatoes, but the
price you ask is too much for any
woman lo pay.
The Stars Foretell
by Deadwood Window.
There is a possibility, if I am not mis-
taken, that both the Germans and the
Russians are going to suffer setbacks in
the next year or so. From my reading
of planetary movements it also seems
pretty clear that the conflict on the East-
ern front will not end before next Sunday.
It will be remembered that I was able
to announce recently that more bombs
would be dropped by both sides shortly.
This, as recent events have shown, was
a safe het — sorry, an accurate forecast.
If my charts are to be relied upon, still
more bombs may be dropped before this
struggle reaches its climax.
The ascent of Uranus into the orbit
of Saturn came at a time when Hitler
is either likely to achieve his object
or be defeated in his object. The pres-
ent configuration seems to indicate that
the mad dog of Berlin will suffer still
more reverses. However, the ascent of
Neptune into this already overcrowded
circle, suggests that we may expect more
German successes.
Another well-known personality will
probably die shortly. He (or she) is well-
known in at least one country. His (or
her) death will come as a great shock
to certain people (Probably his credit-
ors — Ed.).
Around Tobruk our patrols will again
be active. Our fighters will make another
daylight sweep over Northern France.
Christmas Day will fall on December
25th.
PLAN WITH THE PLANETS.
Is Today Your Birthday?
It is? Many happy returns of the day!
W.