The White Falcon - 17.02.1945, Blaðsíða 8

Organization; Mews
Like every mortal, Pfc.
J
at WPA wages.
Marine Pfc. LeToumeau
couldn’t make any baskets
for his own team and did
not want to leave the, game
without scoring at least one,
so he helped out the oppos-
ing team (Public Works $2)
by dumping one in his own
Leonard E. Telecky of the | basket.
AAA has his particular likes
and ambitions. Pvt. Telecky
We guess John Marvin,
Mus2c, rates the title of the
likes to collect autographed most
nonchalant man in
pin-ups of famous beauties [ camp after watching him
and has as his ambition the play basketball the other
desire to corral a pin-up of | night. Men were dashing
every lovely in moviedom right and left of him, up and
for his fast-growing photo down the court, whizzing by
gallery. j like a hat out of hell while
As a high school student John strolled around the
at Waifs burg, Wash., Lenny, court as it taking a walk in
didn’t have any special in- j the park. When he did get
terest in what now amounts the hall thrown to him, lie
to a mania on his part. It quickly retrieved it and a big
mail room?
Aside to Buck: Ili, son!
What’s cookin’? That dim
light in Hut 57 in the wee
hours of the morning be-
longs to Pvt.Harpe, the night
owl, who seems to he trying
to out-read Pvt. White in
Cowboy stories. You’ll never
make it, Harpe .... That
dazed look on the face of
'fee 3 Kuchenbrod is the re-
sult of Map Reading vs.
Watch Repairing. He was
last seen trying to locate a
main spring on a map by
intersection. Give it the
works, “Cocki!”
Tec 5 John F. McCabe.
wasn’t until he landed in Ice-
land and reached the glori-
ous age of 20 that the collect-
ing rash hit him.
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Telecky has written to over
200 of Hollywood’s glamor-
ous gals requesting pictures.
So far, over 60 of them have
responded to his requests
and, each mail call brings
another batch of paste hoard
pulchritude.
But, of all the culies he
has “papered” to his hut
walls, the one that Leonard
likes most is the “personally
autographed” photo of pol-
ka-dot gowned (or is it un-
gowned?) Chili Williams.
One look at Chili and Tel-
ecky feels as hot as a tamale
- especially when he sees the
inscription on the photo:
“Finally and Lovingly.”
Sgt. Schrecengost and Sgt.
Babyak along with Cpl.Bore-
ham have taken up cycling
as their way of keeping fit
.... Incidentally, after a Col.
inspected Schrecengost’s
quarters all he could say was
“Sgt., you’ve got it made!”
.... “Shorty” Rabat addres-
' ses his letters to his wife in
this manner: Hester Blue
Eyes Rabat .... Look out,
smile would light up his face
as he threw it in the wrong-
direction.
Everyone wondered why
it was so quiet in the chow
hall during the month of
December and only realized
the cause when Pace and
Pacheco came hack to take
up where they left off.
T. Hibson, Y2/c.
ORDNANCE
overheard
Big Deal” Ben Ros-
We just found out that
Pvt. Buttacci does NOT like
to stand outside while a cer-
tain Tec 5 has coffee and
cake in pleasant company.
Tsk, tsk .... It is said that
our PX manager has been
very aptly named- No?....
T/Sgt. (Senator) Scheitlin is
quite interested in ply-wood
.... Tec 4 Centivany is rap-
idly becoming a bundle of
nerves because of some very
pointed facts.
ORDANOTES: We wond-
er why everyone is so inter-
1 ested in Tec 5 Einelli’s wal-
Conversation
between
enthal and John (C for
Cline) Eruge: Ben - “If they
want us to look good patr-
olling, they’ll have to put
you and me walking togeth-
er. .We’re the only two big
men on the detail-”
The rigors of winter war-
fare can’t be appreciated un-
less one has awaited Ray-
mond (Little Caesar) Laich-
alk’s whim for the starting
of the show. Leather work
gloves, shovel and poker are
always part of his costume
at his first appearance be-
fore the shivering audience,
but nobody can figure out
why. There’s never any fire
in the stoves!
Rumor hath it that Anth-
ony (Charles Atlas, Jr.) Gal-
isky is distributing choice
telephone numbers to mem-
bers of his hut. What are you
doing, Tony? Retiring?
Joe Green has someone
wake him every morning so
he’ll know when he has three
more hours left to sleep.
Cpl. Ken Stark.
The celebration of
abridged) and is in no hurry
to get' to Amber.
Has Johnny Cecala, Quak-
er City Sinatra Swooner,
talked his fellow Pfc., Vin-
_ r,„ , cent Covina of the Nutmeg
fee o thomas Rogers has , ,, ^ „
, . , . , „ State, into the Front Row
monev to burn and he s> suf-i , ,
„ . , . Club at the Camp theater?
tering from the heat, this „ , „ „ ,
Cpl. F. K. Mnreko.
incident was an accident.
The burning question was
ten dollars less than the 64
dollars question.
Congratulations to Tec 5
Janies Rimbrough for mak-
ing Officers Candidate
School. We were ro.oting for
Jim to make OCYes. We’d
certainly feel bad.if he made, TI^UCRING TOPICS: As
we predicted last week, our
ENGINEERS ON 1 HE party was successful with
L5ES I RONJ : Pfc. NX i11 ie plenty of Stulkas and the
La bevre claims when he ])eer lasting in spite of a
short ration. The Air Corps
Band did a sw’ell job mak-
ing music, too.
Boys recntly returned
from TD and furlough still
agree that the U.S. is the
eats peas with his knife, he
first mixes them with mash-
ed potatoes. This prevents
them from falling off the
knife.
Pvt. Ed Eleinfelder
says
that when he gets hack to best place in the world. They
the States he’s going to pick 1 have that look of recent con-
himself a wife. Be careful tentment on their pans and
whose wife you pick, Ed. | some even have what look
Tec 5 Sam Ellerman, our like Sun Tan Complexions
mail clerk, believes the Japs ; Perhaps the sun does shine
will have postage stamps some place after all!....
bearing the likeness of Gen.
MacArthur. He’s quite sure
it’s the only way they can
lick him.
Pfc. Sidney Glickman.
Dick and Bill have some
good stories to tell about
Scotland. They’re both a
little thin — the result of
either too much Scotch or
the ride. They won’t say
which it is.
Attention, Mayor Lemm-
ert! Joe has some hair thin-
ning shears now .... Aw,
lav off, fellows, the barber
can’t help it if he has a QM
The Three Musketeers of tummv .... Who’s the bus-
Camp, Cpl. Vandiver, Tec 5 ^ happy Sgt. we’re hearing so
Bogosian and Pfc. Vibert sav much about? Could it be
they’ll walk to town the next Spratt? I better go now.
time rather than ride with
Tec 5 Edward “Traffic Cop”
Guzzone. They claim the
extra duty wasn’t worth the
ride.
Tec 5 Ray Cleary clearly
demonstrated his respect for
Ren rank when he turned down
Stark’s birthday by those ^ the amorous advances of an
volunteers of Hut 25 wound
Cpl. Ervy Marsh.
Comments by the “rooki-
es”: Joe Farrell — “Why
not?” .... Sam Marsigia —
“Where can I find a crap
game?” .... Sam Hamm-
ond — “Old Mississippi was
never like this!”.... Ozzv
Lt. McBride! Frenchy Le
veille cut Lt. Edgar’s ear'Iet? In sPite of sports, it’s
when he was the Btry barber] no^ ^'natra s picture. ... It s
and now he’s going to be the ruinored that one Pfc. Shep
BCs jeep driver!!!
Cpl. L. Auritt.
herd is that wav over one
up in an unsolved mystery.
It’s rumored that Jack Hor-
an put Lou Weare to bed but
Jack says it must have been
somebody else. “I don’t re-
member anything about it,”
ea. Lena Horne. Looks like says Jack. Lou doesn’t know
Tec 5 Cecil Bell now has a! either. Iven woke up in bed,
rival. May the best man win too. “How (lid I get here?”
.... What pretty Ry. lass lie asked,
has Tee 5 Abell haunting the ■ Little Memo.
officer (feminine) while on I Osborn — “I need some rest!”
TD. Most guys would have I • • • • Dom Cervone — “The
jumped at the chance to re- MPs and I never thought I’d
verse the tables. make it.”
Most popular guy in camp
right now is Tec 5 Joel Fried-
man. Wonderful what own-
ing a copy of “Forever Am-
New recipe: Take one in-
ventory, add an Ordnance
inspection, season with sour
grapes, mix thoroughly with
ber” can do for a guv. Joel! a ,3atl disposition and serve
doesn’t mind because he has
just discovered the beauties
of the Arabian Nights (un-
Old age has finally caught
up with Bill Ward- It’s gott-
en to the point that lie’s just
one big roll of adhesive tape.
Take it easy, Bill, you’ll last
longer.
We swiped this one: A
Sea Bee —- a soldier in a
Navy uniform with Marine
training doing civilian work
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Character of the week:
Theo 0. Evans. AYhile most
of us have to do our rack -
! ing with the lowly 1st Sgt.,
lie gets right up in the first
| echelon of brass. He keeps
l a chart bv his bunk on which
| he records all the points he
has gained during the week.
He had to start all over again
after the top fell off the pep-
per-shaker. The only thing
he hasn’t figured out yet is
what good all those points
are going to do him.
Bill Donnelly. .