The White Falcon - 24.02.1945, Blaðsíða 8

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We are wondering if and
when Junior G. Dopp, Medic
Sgt., gets married will lie
call the first kid Junior G.
Dopp, Jr. Wish he’d drop
the gum manufacturer (Ins
ex-employer) a line and ask
for a few samples.
THINGS WE’D LIKE TO
SEE: Pfc. Basil “Pop” Sing-
er bringing home one of his
hot rumors .... Cpl, “Pal”
Martone stop antagonizing a
certain non-com who trys to
keep him company during
slack hours .... Pfc. Cope-
land enjoying his movies
out loud .... 1st Sgt. Guy
Minter (and a lot of Texans)
talking about something be-
sides the Lone Star State ..
.... A rowboat for S/Sgt.
Oliver and his hut-mates so
they can get out of their
quarters on rainy days ....
Baum saluting with his right
hand .... A real cook ....
Someone — anyone — who
can swallow those yarns that
cojne as easily from Sgt.
Mainwaring as a burp ....
S/Sgt. Arthur Mary! pass the
OCS Board .... S/Sgt. Mc-
Farland stop cutting in on
his fellow Staff’s girl friend
.... S/Sgt. Rogalski with
only one love affair at a
time .... Cpl. Jack Stevens
going out of camp without
returning with a broken
something or other.
Cpl. F. R. Murcko.
catches up with him, lie’ll
no longer look like Sayre . .
. . Congrats, Cpl. Cappar-
elli, we thought you would
never make what you were
after and when the CO
found out that you were a
truck driver from way back,
he said you deserved it.
Sgt. Angelo ,/. Chieffi.
House,
FLASH! FLASH! Here’s
the latest news behind the
news from the Happy Boys
in the Air' Corps! The Sqdn
is celebrating the opening of
the Enlisted Men’s Club —
ORDNANCE
ORDANOTES: Congrats
to Tec 5 Brucker and Tec 4
rheilen. They took TD seri-
ously and “Tripped Down”
lie aisle. Lots of lucks, fol-
lows .... What everyone
wants to know is where Tec
> (OK, I’m trying) Cook gets
the mascara for his midget
Colonna. Cpl. Rupanovic
could use a litle — it-says
here in small print .... Is
it true that Tec 4 Ivorzeneski
washes his hands with his
gloves on? Could it he the
cold water? What Tec 4 tri-
ed making points at home
with a thrilling and fabul-
ous (and fabricated) story
of an eight-day life raft ex-
perience in the icy waters
of the North Atlantic? Ha!
It so happens he was so sea-
sick he never even saw tlie
water!
Tec 5 (Bell Jr.) Welker
could save a lot of energy
used to shine shoes if he’d
quit heaving them at a cer-
tain Tec 5. It’s a shoe tiling,
Welky .... Let’s get this
straight. Who really cracks
the whip, Tec 5 Cohen or
Sgt. Barker? .... S/Sgt.
Kvnion’s little woman is al-
ready watching for the wolf
at her door. My, what point-
ed ears you have, Sarg ....
It seems that T/Sgt. Kulins
has mastered , the seven
points on seduction. All he
needs now is the courage to
and is it a beaut. We want
to thank the fellows in the trY them. People have more
carpenter shop for the wond- tun than anybody.
erful bar they built ....
Congratulations to Cpl. Ru-
elherg. Wd knew you would
make the grade — hut you
didn’t go high enough to
get off KP, did you? ....
Cpl. Vetrano has been brag-
ging about himself lately on
how good he can give shots.
Well, we have to admit he
does know how to stick a
fellow.
Since the recent promot-
ion list appeared, Sgt. Viz-
on has been affected by cig-
ars. Notice Hollywood: the
resemblance to Grouclio
Marx is amazing!.... S/Sgt.
Sayre gets mad when the
fellows say something to [
him in a foreign language!
and pity the fellow who
looks like him! When Sayre 1
Tec 5 John F. McCabe.
wears a sheepish
grin whenever mutton is
served for any of the meals.
He calls it “veal.” What are
you trying to do, Sgt. Hagg'e
pull the wool over our eves?
Pfc. Russell H(for Hus-
band) Hinds rarely spends
a Sunday in camp. He’s busy
on the Sabbath Day travel-
ing to and FRAU. It seems
Hinds gave up good Army
quarters to take a better
half.
ENGINEERS ON THE
EYES FRONT: T/Sgt. John
Maslerson (the golf champ)
after hearing the song
“Dance With The Dolly” in-
sists that “Dolly” is wear-
ing golf hose — because
she’s got a hole in one.
S/Sgt. Albert (miley) Ko-
zak thinks a hull-dozer is a
cow’s sleeping husband.
Pfc. Jud Hessick recoll-
ects that the only way to best
the horses is with a whip and
the only way to make mon-
ey on horses is to sell saddle
soap. No doubt, Jud is sadd-
le but wiser.
Pfc. Sidney Glickman.
Mess Sgt. Herman Hagge,
proprietor of “Hagge’s Hash
Who are those two Ice-
landic beauties who have
become the pin-up girls of
the MPs? .... T.D. is wond-
erful. John Horan has gone
on the wagon. Not only that
— he was found in his sack
blissfully, soberly asleep at
1900 hours on his own birth-
day. But say “TD” to Gil
Fuller, then duck! Wonder
why?
Bill Ratlnnan’s blushes at
those parties always bring
him wild applause. Louis
Green, Jack Wander, and A1
Call say “There’s been a
misunderstanding about the
‘Sweat Club’.”
Roscoe Pace has a whole
fistful of snapshots of his
children which he’ll display
with or without request ....
thoSe new Pfcs. look self
conscious in the new stripes
— “Act of Congress” is their
boast .... Will James is ex-
plaining that two of the lads
twisted his arm when he
gargled that wine and that
he hasn’t done a thing he’d
he ashamed to tell anyone.
Feeling any pain in that
j arm. Will? Cpl. Ken Stark.
For a lime it seemed as
if the whole communicat-
ions Div. was going to come
Shortt and Polusky doing a
trick in the Sick Bay. Shortt
finally got rid of those ap-
pendices he’s been carrying!
around through his long life,
while “What’s the Scoop”
Polusky was getting inject-
ions for saddle boils. His
greatest difficulty was sitt-
ing down, I understand —
and it can be said that his
malady definitely had him
on his stomach. Everything
is as it should be again and
you can see that the Plnn’s
did an excellent job with
both lads by the way they’ve
started tackling their re-
spective jobs. Bolusky ig de-,1
finitely riding that swivel
chair at the switchboard in
true jockey fashion which1
is a fine indication that his
cure was complete. Glad to
see you back, fellows.
The big game hunter, Mar-
ty Lundy, finally captured
tharf ferocious animal he had
been on the trail of for the
past, three weeks. It seems a
little too cocky. He wanted
some cheese for dessert and
got his “wittie” nose caught.
T. Hibson, Y2/c.
and “Goona” Spears which
ended in a draw. A return
match is in the making ....
We wonder when “I love
that man” Kolaz is going to
win a ping-pong game — at
least we can’t say he hasn’t
been trying.
Butch and Chuck.
“Jansy Wansy” Janowski
(sky), last year’s most valu-
able soft ball player, has
announced his retirement
from the game — claims it’s
too strenuous. All we can
say is we feel awful sorry
for the “poor, poor boy” ....
Tec 8 Perry is sweating out
his replacement already. We
feel sorry for this poor
“Rookie.” Do you think the
Chaplain can help him out?
.... One more thing about
our boy Janowski. He’s cur-
rently being labeled as the
Shape! Lookout for your
title, Miss Vorne! .... Last
\ week’s sporting events came
to a close with wrestling
| match between “Irene” Ford
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WAREHOUSEMENS’ WO-
ES: Pfcs. Compton, Ponce
and Scherfel didn’t know
they had been promoted un-
til they returned. We’re al-
ways glad to provide a ple-
asant surprise upon your re-
turn .... One morning this
week Treesh and Tuttle
were both up before 1000
hours. Wouldn’t have be-
lieved it if I hadn’t seen it
.... Bill Hylton says the
generators aren’t at all con-
siderate in picking a time
to break down. Getting up
at 0900 after three hours
sleep was a rugged lick.
Best recent example of fu-
tile effort: Ellery Fields and
John “Give me a few more
minutes, Honey” Crump
trying to hold each other up
last Saturday night. Anoth-
er form of John’s amuse-
ment was dropping hand-
fuls of candy into the wish-
ing well .... Poor Sam
Marsiglia got exiled -— fate
worse than death .... Since
Jack Pinette has returned,
Van DeMark, the little dict-
ator, has been terrifically
busy. As a matter of fact, he
has bed sores to prove it.
Bill Donnelly.
TRUCKING TOPICS:
Thanks to Sgt. McArter, the
gym is now open. He really
did a swell job of install-
ing the equipment. It seems
that Cpl. Schuback took
loo much medicine ball at
one time, judging from His
groans.
Congratulations are in
order for our new Tec 5
David Blankman — the
forlner Pfc. Blankman ....
Sgt. Rappleye likes powder
puffs, we hear. Is that a new
fad in the States, Sgt?
Dan Conway and O’Mall-
ey are singing a new tune,
“Paper Doll,” causing every-
one to wonder if -the Love
Bug has bitten them. I on-
ly know what the big boys
tell me .... We’ve been
threatened with a PS to this
column. Ok, Cpl. Miller,
don’t say I didn’t invite it.
Cpl. Eruy D. Marsh.
PS: Marsh — remember
people who live in glass
houses shouldn’t throw
rocks. You’ll need a bigger
ami better drooling cup the
next time you go to the chib.
- - Truckman D. Luxe.