Daily Post - 15.08.1940, Page 4

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DAILY POST
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
------------By WILLIAIVI HITT-----
Cential Piess Wiitei
NOW THERE'S agitation for
a Grandmother’s Day. The man
at the next desk says we ouglit
to combine ’em all, call it You-
and-Me Day and be done with it.
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A knee make-up kit is' advet-
tised. Now we know those bath-
ing beauties will nevei go into
•the watei.
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Apparently tlití sun Is too busy
liavlng spots and ecllpses to do
the job lt Is supposed' to do—
ond tbat’s skine.
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Clevelánd scicntist says grass
iranks high In vitamin. content
iand should be eaten. Pity the odd^
jobs man. Now he’li not only
have to mow the lawn, but eat it,
too.
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Editoiial says the Allies
"scoied a hoise on HitleiHey,
isrít this supposed to be a mech-
anized wai?
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Number of pliysicians in the
Unlted States increased 1,379 in
the last year. Looks like the
country’s falling behind in its
apple 'eating. ,
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„J Writer says in order to be con-
tented and popular one should
always keep the chin up in the
air and the nose down. Sounds
. like a contortionist’s act.