The Quad - 01.03.1941, Blaðsíða 8

Small Adds
WANTED URGENTLY — any old frayed leave pass to England.
LOST: — Battery Zero Line. Finder rewarded if returned in good
condition. Hut 1 Pity Me.
Will the person who witnessed a truck in the ditch at the crossroads
recently please say nothing about it.
Are you „Browned Off“? So are our sausages (When we have any).
Let MYERS’ MANIKINS give you that fed-up feeling. They are now
selling milk by the pound.
Any old iron, rags, bones, bottles, jam jars? SHARP & WHARTON
(late of Leeds) will tell you exactly what to do with ’em.
Don’t keep that good rumour to yourself — let the „Q u a d“ have it.
The Laundry with a name — several names in fact. Messrs Barber
and Lofthouse invite you to bring your washing all nicely marked.
Ýhey can lose it for you. They guarantee you a change of clothing
every week.
„Q“ TAILORS LTD., Let the invisible man invisible mend your old
clothes. Speak to Berkovitch the man what does it.
Who’s taking you home tonight? That’s what we want to know.
STOP PRESS
There’s a Inter-Sector Boxing Tournament coming off soon. What
about it 4’s?
It is now known (officially) that a blizzard is NOT part of a duck.
M.T. staff say that blizzards are known by many names, yea, and
strange ones.
Just think, of it. Roast beef, green peas, new potatoes, mint sauce,
Yorkshire pudding, gravy, coffee and cigars all for 6d. Where? We
don’t know — but just think of it! *
Have you heard the one about the sentry who challenged another
sentry? They spent hours arguing w ho had the right to challenge.
Akitreyri. Prentverk Odds Björnssonar. 1941.
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