The White Falcon - 04.11.1944, Blaðsíða 6

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Male Call
by Milton Caniff, creator of "Terry and the Pirates"
Organization News
ORDNANCE
ORDANOTES: What Staff
will lose his happy hut
if he oontinues to get
up at 0700 on Sunday7.,
..The big game hunt in
Hut 130 is still on. A
tactical error on the
part of the captors re-
sulted in the escape of
the mouse. Carry on
lads....Who put the
salt' in Tec 4 Dixon’s
chowder - pardon, coff-
ee?,,..The love life of
Tec 4 Schlosser is be-
coming a hut issue -
especially since he ta-
lks in his sleep.,.,Tec
4 (Lonely Hearts Club)
Thomas has definitely
deoided on Alice* the
Kentucky Belle. She ra-
tes a ring....Pvt. Gee-
ro, still the noisiest
guy in the mess hall,
pulls in for chow so
sleepy from stulka-sta-
lking that he uses the
steam in the Less Kit
Laundry for a sort of
dry-run shower.
Tec 7 A. Nonny Muss,

"Scotty” Hunsakor is
Ln the hospital so we^
lope he's well on
road to recovery.
"Charley" Priott
still holding for
avery subject unde
sun and brow beat
opponents in his u
nearty manner. Wha
politician he would ma-
ke if he only had a ma-
nager to furnish the
brains.
“Tex" Phillips is
heading the basketball
team this season, so it
should be a hot outfit.
He’s a ooaoh by profes-
sion and has turned out
some of the top teams
in his section of Texas
so, it's a natural boy6
and all the team needs
is a little support and
encouragement to go pl-
aces.
Pfc. E. W. Toman.
We've been deliber-
ately overlooking a
more or less unsightly
condition in the compa-
ny in the hope that it
would prove to be a
passing fancy. But it
seems that the men who
have sprouted the bea-
rds, moustaches and go-
atees intend to make
them a permanent fixtu-
re - so some mention is
apropos t
For distinction, you
can't beat Pop Johnston
'cause the tinge of gr-
ay makes him look like
a professor at the Col-
lege of Hard Knocks.
Weakest attempt is
that of Harceuu Merohat
who’s" failing to grow a
passable goatee or mou-
stache - so he doesn't
shave at all.
Among those showing
potentialities, Meyer
Goodhartz is the best
except it's hard t C S66
the beard for the ;
Kick has been using
some of Scerbo's hair-
grow on his face. It's
a fact.
Bill Donnelly.
The suDsistence tw-
ins, Tec b’s Kunz ard
Btever, stayed, t, aj.1
night practicing art'v-
ing their names out of
a hat. But, as Ferdie
doesn't sweat out the
stulkas, he was in bet-
ter physical condition,
sold when-the chips wore
drawn, he won out, h 'a
singing a new song now.
.'.hat S/ijgt. on DS pu-
lled his rank on what
T/Sgt.? Come now, “Al-
bert," -be, satisfied
with what you've get.
Minus his clothes and
ton pounds, Sgt. "Lunk"
staggered into camp af-
ter his furlough. He’s
now a firm believer in
the Good Neighbor Poli-
cy - especially when
Scotland's concerned.
Things we'd like to
see: Alvin Springer dr-
inking his own beer....
Another rough and tum-
ble game with Ord....
Our dog Jeep without
his trademark....Louie
Sauer admitting that
he's not God's gift to
women.
Stanley.
The honor system was
used for the quiz the
other day. Only thing
ie the men have the sy-
stem and the instructor
the honor. It's even
r.'-ney that Pfc. Joe Ro-
mero will record a bet-
ter grade than any of
the zebras.
"Sweater Boy" Preyss
i was made to remove the
garment which made a
isgative impression on
tic. auud in .he iront
oi'fioe. It appears that
you get only what you
put into a sweater and
Preyss had absolutely
nothing to offer,
i . Maestro Arturo Taylor
sh. Id organize a chor-
al, group from that bar-
ber shop quartet disco-
vered in the washroom
late (toe late) Satur-
day night. Pvt. Keith
really sings , "My Old
Girl."
B. T. Barnes earned
39 points at the party
when he disoussed chem-
ical agents with the
right people.
It’s rumored that the
commandoes in Hut 12
are members of the Cub
Scouts, Wolf Patrol.
Cpl. H. Goodinaky.
Send THE WHITE FALCON Home.
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DESCRIBE X0UR
"ILEAL GIRL."
"!*y ideal gal is ab-
out the most
gorgeous li-
ttle woman
you ever set]
eyes on. She
has strawbe-
rry hair, e-
yes like the
stars, a bo-
dy like a combination
of Betty Grable and He-
dy Lamar. I sure wish
she would show upl" re-
plied Pfc. Raymond W.
Oswald of Three Rivers,
Clay, N. Y.
Tec 5 Steve Presogna
laughed, "I
want a blon-
de, good-hu-
mored, -very
pretty, BUT
she must al-
so be of the
"home-maker"
type, too.
Where can 1 find her?"
Steve is from Erie, ga.
"Give me a girl with
some brains'.
I want her
to have a
nice person-
ality too
and a reaso-
nable amount
of beauty, a.:-
combination
that is a little hard
to find," thoughtfully
replied S/Sgt. Howard
L. Willard of Malden,
Mo.
Pfc. Ramon J. Alvarez
of Tampa,
Fla., said
"Mine, must
be a brunet-
te, about 5'
5", big blue
eyes,, intel-
ligent and
have the ma-
a good wife.
I'm already
engaged to her—will
marry her when I ret-
urn."
kings of
Luckily,
Tim Holt Rides In
’Bandit Ranger’ At
Fieldhouse Sunday
"Bandit Ranger" - a
good, old-fashioned Am-
erioen western with Tim
Holt and Cliff bdwards
hits the Fieldhouse sc-
reen tomorrow evening
at 2000 hours. GIs may
bring civilian guests.