Reykjavík Grapevine - 07.06.2019, Blaðsíða 27

Reykjavík Grapevine - 07.06.2019, Blaðsíða 27
Countess Malaise Countess Malaise, Reykjavík’s resi- dent rap goth bitch, gives us the tea on her perfect day in the city. First thing in the morning I wake up and the sun is shining because I’m a summer child. I have a tall glass of water, make a smoothie and do some stretches. That’s the perfect way to start your day. Then, I go to the gym. I go to World Class now, but in my perfect world, Baðhúsið would still be open. I liked that place because the vibe was really cosy. I work out, sweat, go in the hot pot, chill a little bit, get a massage, and then really start my day. For lunch For lunch, I go to some place where I can sit outside and there’s a gluten free and vegan lunch available. All my friends are there and we spill some tea and laugh our brains out until I get a six pack. In the afternoon Now I have a six pack from laughing and I’m feeling super sexy. I head to the studio and write and record three songs and feel accomplished. Then, I go to the Reykjavík City Library and chill in the comic book section and read all the comics I see. Afterwards, it’s off to Kolaportið, where I’d buy some rings and get blinged out. I’m feeling super shiny. Around dinner It’s like 17:00 now and I’m blinged up with my six pack. I need some nourishment, though, so I head to Gló for the Mexican bowl. I get it takeaway so I can sit outside in the sun and tan. A friend I haven’t seen in a long time sits down with me. We chat and smoke a cigarette, but on this perfect day it’s not cancerous. In the heat of the night At home, all my makeup brushes are clean and I have everything I need to beat my face exactly as I want it, so I burn some incense, put some nice lighting on, light a ton of candles, and beat my face up. I look super cute, tanned and still have a six pack. Then, I get a taxi to Prikið and everybody that I want to meet is there. We have a great-ass time, then I head home and take a shower to wash away the day. After that, I fuck all night. Perfect Day A face of the downtown scene tells us how to spend a perfect day in Reykjavík Vital Info Reykjavík Map Best Of ReykjavíkPlaces We Like June 7th—June 20th In Your Pocket Venues The numbers on the right (i.e. E4) tell you position on the map on the next page Austur Austurstræti 7 D3 American Bar Austurstræti 8 D3 Andrými Bergþórugata 20 G6 B5 Bankastræti 5 E4 Bar Ananas Klapparstígur 28 E5 Bíó Paradís Hverfisgata 54 E5 Bjarni Fel Austurstræti 20 E4 Bravó Laugavegur 22 E5 Boston Laugavegur 28b E5 Dillon Laugavegur 30 E5 Dubliner Naustin 1-3 D3 English Pub Austurstræti 12 D3 Gaukurinn Tryggvagata 22 D3 Hard Rock Café Lækjargata 2a D3 Hressó Austurstræti 20 D3 Húrra Naustin D3 Iðnó Vonarstræti 3 E3 Kex Hostel Skúlagata 28 E7 Kaffibarinn Bergstaðastræti 1 E4 Kaffi Vínyl Hverfisgatur 76 E6 Kiki Queer Bar Laugavegur 22 E5 Loft Bankastræti 7 E4 Mengi Óðinsgata 2 F5 Nordic House Sturlagata 5 H2 Paloma Naustin D3 Prikið Bankastræti 12 E4 R6013 Ingólfsstræti 20 E4 Reykjavík Roasters Kárastígur 1 F5 Stofan Café Vesturgata 3 D3 Ölsmiðjan Lækjargata 10 E3 Tivoli bar Hafnarstræti 4 D3 Tjarnarbíó Tjarnargata 12 E3 Museums & Galleries ART67 Laugavegur 67 F7 Open daily 9-21 ASÍ Art Gallery Freyjugata 41 G6 Open Tue-Sun 13-17 Aurora Reykjavík Grandagarður 2 B1 Open 09-21 Ásgrimur Jónsson Museum Bergstaðastr. 74 G4 July 8-Sep 1, Mon-Fri Berg Contemporary Klapparstígur 16 E5 Tu-F 11-17, Sat 13-17 The Culture House Hverfisgata 15 E5 Open daily 10–17 The Einar Jónsson Museum Eiriksgata G5 Open Tue–Sun 10–17 Ekkisens Bergstaðast. 25b F4 Gallerí List Skipholt 50A H10 M-F 11-18, Sat 11-16 Hafnarborg Strandgata 34, 220 Open Wed-Mon 12-17 Hitt Húsið Pósthússtræti 3-5 D4 Hverfisgallerí Hverfisgata 4 D4 Tu-Fri 13-17, Sat 14-17 i8 Gallery Tryggvagata 16 D3 Tu-Fri 11-18, Sat 13-17 The Penis Museum Laugavegur 116 F8 Open daily 10-18 Kirsuberjatréð Vesturgata 4 D3 M-F 10-18, Sat-Sun 10-17 Kling & Bang Grandagarður 20 A4 W-Sun 14-18, Th 12-21 Listastofan Hringbraut 119 Open Wed-Sat 13-17 Living Art Museum Granadarður 20 A4 T-Sun 12-18, Th 12-21 Mokka Kaffi Skólavörðustíg. 3A E5 Open daily 9-18:30 Museum of Design and Applied Art Garðatorg 1 Open Tu-Sun 12-17 The National Gallery of Iceland Fríkirkjuvegur 7 F3 Open daily 10–17 The National Museum Suðurgata 41 G2 Open daily 10–17 The Nordic House Sturlugata 5 H2 Thu-Tu 11-17, W 11-20 Hafnarhús Tryggvagata 17 D3 Open 10-17, Thu 10-22 Kjarvalsstaðir Flókagata 24 H8 Open daily 10-17 Ásmundarsafn Sigtún Open daily 10-17 Reykjavík City Library Tryggvagata 15 D3 Mon-Thu 10-19, Fri 11-18, Sat-Sun 13-17 Árbæjarsafn Kistuhylur 4 Open daily 13-17 The Settlement Exhibition Aðalstræti 16 D3 Open daily 9-18 Reykjavík Museum of Photography Tryggvagata 15 D3 Mon-Thu 10-18, Fri 11-18, Sat-Sun 13-18 Saga Museum Grandagarður 2 B2 Open daily 10-18 Sigurjón Ólafsson Museum Laugarnestangi 70 Open Tu-Sun 14-17 SÍM Hafnarstræti 16 D3 Open Mon-Fri 10-16 Tveir Hrafnar Baldursgata 12 G4 Open Fri-Sat 13-16 Wind & Weather Window Gallery Hverfisgata 37 E5 Venue Finder Useful Numbers Emergency: 112 On-call doctors: 1770 Dental emergency: 575 0505 Taxi: Hreyfill: 588 5522 - BSR: 561 0000 Post Office The downtown post office has moved to Hagatorgi 1, open Mon–Fri, 09:00–17:00. Pharmacies Lyf og heilsa, Egilsgata 3, tel: 563 1020 Lyfja, Laugavegur 16, tel: 552 4045 and Lágmúli 5, tel: 533 2300 Opening Hours - Bars & Clubs Bars can stay open until 01:00 on weekdays and 04:30 on weekends. Opening Hours - Shops & Banks Most shops: Mon–Fri 10–18, Sat 10–16, Sun closed. Banks: Mon-Fri 09-16 Swimming Pools Sundhöllin, the downtown pool at Barónsstígur, is an indoor swimming pool with hot tubs and a diving board. More pools: gpv.is/swim Open: Mon-Thu from 06:30–22. Fri from 06:30–20. Sat from 08–16. Sun from 10–18. Public Toilets Public toilets in the centre can be found inside the green-poster covered towers located at Hlemmur, Ingólfstorg, by Hallgrímskirkja, by Reykjavík Art Mu- seum, Lækjargata and by Eymundsson on Skólavörðustígur. Toilets can also be found inside the Reykjavík City Hall and the Reykjavík Library. Public Transport Most buses run every 20–30 minutes Fare: 460 ISK adults, 220 ISK children. Buses run from 07–24:00, and 10–04:30 on weekends. More info: www.bus.is. t Words: Hannah Jane Cohen and Countess Malaise Photo: Art Bicnick “We spill some tea and laugh our brains out until I get a six pack.” Laugavegur 116 • 105 Reykjavík • Tel.: +354-561-6663 phallus@phallus.is • www.phallus.is Open: 10-18 • Next to Hlemmur bus station THE ICELANDIC PENIS MUSEUM No pornography or offensive material in the museum. It´s all about Dicks it Bar & Restaurant Hverfisgata 26 Bar & Restaurant Hverfisgata 26
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