Reykjavík Grapevine - mar. 2021, Blaðsíða 26

Reykjavík Grapevine - mar. 2021, Blaðsíða 26
You would think that a nation that is both as obsessed with literature and as seismically ac- tive as Iceland would write a lot of stories about volcanoes. But that’s not actually the case. Granted, there are some. The ex- cellent story ‘Eldarnir: Ástarnir og a!rar hamfarir’ focuses on the love affair of a geologist on the brink of a supervolcano going off not only in Reykjanes, but also in her heart. It’s better than it sounds, trust me. But if you look at the grand scheme of Icelandic literature, we tend to write mostly about the weather and, occasionally, avalanches. Very rarely are volca- noes mentioned. Even the writers of the sagas were more obsessed with nonsense gossip about the chieftains rather than the roar- ing volcanoes all around them. Seriously, I’m surprised more geologists don’t complain—re- ally, who gives a S%&# about King Haraldur’s hair? Seriously! But in the current apocalyptic atmosphere of Iceland, we decid- ed to take some time to suggest some possible novels that other people (not us, we’re busy watch- ing ‘The Crown’) could write. Eyjafjallajökull Let’s just get this out of the way. Obviously you all know this vol- cano, it’s the one that stopped air traffic before COVID-19 even got the idea. And truly, what a glori- ous display of raw power it was. Finally, Iceland proved that it, a small rocky island in the middle of the goddamn Atlantic ocean, could stop the world for a second. It’s the moment drama was made for. And for sure there are some movies about it, but no Icelandic writer has yet to accept the chal- lenge of writing about it. But lucky for you, we’ve crafted a potential plotline: Farmers have had their world turned upside down by the ash, which cues that classic Ice- land rural depression rumination. Then there’s a murder in the midst of the chaos, and also lovers that the natural disaster keeps apart, but then they find a way to be to- gether (maybe by stowing away on a tugboat crossing the Atlantic? Rowing?). The scenery around the volcano at the beginning of the eruption was downright nightmar- ish, so throwing in a few hauntings would be the icing on top. Because who killed the farmer in the be- ginning? A ghost. Or wait, not a ghost, just the despondent mother of one of the lovers covered in the ashes of one of the lovers, who was actually a ghost this entire time. There you go—a love story that’ll be as convoluted as Padmé and Ana- kin but with the loving cynicism of ‘Lost In Translation’. Bestseller! Heimaey Ok, there are some books writ- ten about the famous eruption at Vestmannaeyjar’s Eldfell, as this is by far the most dramatic story of all. Around 5,000 people woke to discover there was an active volcano going off just a couple of metres away from their bedroom window. It’s nothing less than an incredible achieve- ment that sailors got the people away from danger in only hours. And what’s more—nobody died. The fact that there isn’t some sort of War and Peace-length thriller about this is just insane. Add in some sort of moral am- biguity about saving one citizen who had, I don’t know, murdered their former lover and you’ve got the telltale signs of a Nordic Book Prize. For can one human make the decision as to whether or not another human is worthy enough to be saved from a natu- ral disaster? Do we have that power? I don’t know. Ask Sartre. Hekla Possibly the weirdest volcano on the list, but a good fit if you want to do some weird fantasy with a dash of realism. Hekla goes off regularly and it’s not that threat- ening for anyone other than whichever poor sheep find them- selves wandering in her hills. But that mountain’s got a se- cret: It’s (allegedly) the gateway to hell. So perhaps write some sort of weirdly uncomfortable locals with noticeable physical and vo- cal quirks, throw an outsider into the mix, and wait for the moment when the eruption starts and good ole’ Jón the blacksmith mysteri- ously whispers, “Oh that’s noth- ing to worry about. The real de- mons are inside the walls.” Then there’s some sort of silent medi- tation when the main character realizes he’s stayed too long in the town and therefore can only take up farming and slowly fade into the scenery. Yes, basically ‘Dune’ mixed with ‘Woman Of The Dunes’. We never said we were creative. Katla This is the scary one. This is the one that can take a town, eat it alive in fifteen minutes, and worst of all, stop air traffic. Located under M"rdalsjökull, the heat alone from this eruption would start a brutal flash flood that could sweep Vík í M"rdal away in a split second. In fact, were it to blow, people would have fifteen minutes to get their loved ones into their cars just to speed the hell away. Baltasar Kor- mákus is currently making a Net- flix series about the mountain, but there are no books about this incredible threat that Icelanders live with every day. And what’s more, this volcano is due to blow and could go off anytime now. Of course, a thriller would be the natural choice, but that seems kind of expected, yeah? So go crazy and write a comedy. Perhaps a re- telling of ‘Candide,’ but instead of having your protagonist basi- cally get fucked over at every op- portunity, just have them totally thrive in the wake of the eruption. That’s right! Let’s bring back Leib- nizian! No one (especially not those from the Nordic literature tradition) would see that coming! It really writes itself, so for just a moment, allow yourself the fantasy of accepting your Nobel Prize with the line: “Take that Karl Ove Knausgård! No struggles here!” Yay volcanoes! Holuhraun/Bár#arbunga This volcano was in such an iso- lated place that it didn’t even have a name. It didn’t even bother any- one, just sat there roaring while no one kind of noticed. Sounds a little bit like a YouTube com- menter who doesn’t believe in the moon landing and is just there, yelling alone online at bots, only to later find out in the end, the volcano stops, just like his life. 26The Reykjavík Grapevine Issue 03— 2021Books !"# KR. !"# KR. SÆTA SVÍNI$ / Hafnarstræti 1-3 / Tel. 555 2900 / saetasvinid.is ICELANDIC GASTROPUB Holuhraun, a volcano that everyone ignores because it isn't dramatic enough Top Five Volcanoes Someone Should Write A Book About More literature about volcanoes, less about sad farmers Words: Valur Grettisson & Hannah Jane Cohen Photo: Peter Hartree via Wikimedia Commons

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