Iðnneminn


Iðnneminn - 01.12.2001, Blaðsíða 18

Iðnneminn - 01.12.2001, Blaðsíða 18
You know you Eftirtaldir aðilar styrktu útgáfu þessa blaðs are from I c e 1 a n d W •f VjiK: when • • • * Snow tires come standard on all your cars. FJÖLBRAUTASKÓLl VESTURLANDS Bíliðnafélagið/ Félag blikksmiða * You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week. * You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike. * Down South to you means Canada. * Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal. * You have a passport to leave the island. * You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Brennivin. * Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree. * Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is "normal" during a hurricane. * You were unaware there is a legal drinking age. MJÓLKURBÚ FLÓAMANNA Austurvegi 65, 800 Selfoss. Sími 482-1600 * You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend. * You enjoy driving in the winter because the potho- les fill in with snow. * Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie * Headlines read "Cow born in Strútafjörður". * At least once a year, a family members' kitchen dou- bles as a meat processing plant * At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a front door. * You find 0 degrees a little chilly You actuaily understand these jokes V. lfi

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