Iðnneminn - 01.12.2001, Page 18

You
know you
Eftirtaldir aðilar styrktu útgáfu
þessa blaðs
are from
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when • • •
* Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
FJÖLBRAUTASKÓLl
VESTURLANDS
Bíliðnafélagið/ Félag blikksmiða
* You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the
same week.
* You learned to drive a tractor before the training
wheels were off your bike.
* Down South to you means Canada.
* Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal.
* You have a passport to leave the island.
* You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of
Brennivin.
* Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree.
* Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out
dancing is "normal" during a hurricane.
* You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
MJÓLKURBÚ FLÓAMANNA
Austurvegi 65, 800 Selfoss. Sími 482-1600
* You decided to have a picnic this summer because it
fell on a weekend.
* You enjoy driving in the winter because the potho-
les fill in with snow.
* Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
* Headlines read "Cow born in Strútafjörður".
* At least once a year, a family members' kitchen dou-
bles as a meat processing plant
* At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a
front door.
* You find 0 degrees a little chilly
You actuaily understand these jokes
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