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SB: A $39 experiment in-
volving a roll of stamps and
writing 100 letters? Were you
really that bored?
TL: Well, I was just sitting in
my office one day looking at
a roll of unopened stamps. I
was thinking ‘Man, these just
keep going up and up. From
34 cents to 37 to 39 cents,
you can’t get much for $39
anymore, can you?’ I figured I
would walk around my house
looking for products, take the
address off the products, and
just outright ask for free stuff.
SB: What was your strategy?
TL: I knew if I complained
I’d have a refrigerator full of
products from companies
t r y i n g to w i n m e b a c k
again. That seems to be the
corporate America way. I
literally just wanted to ask for
free stuff. I’d say 85 to 90 of
the 100 letters were unique. I
tested the waters a little with
some of the letters. Some are
to the point, others are more
off-the-wall.
SB: That’s a lot of envelopes to
lick. Did your tongue get dry?
TL: Well, I splurged and bought
the self-adhesive kind.
SB: How did you decide which
companies to choose?
TL: My original plan was to walk
around the house and grab
100 different products with
100 different addresses. Turns
out finding the addresses was
pretty arduous. I got into my
bathroom and it seemed like
every soap and detergent was
made by Procter & Gamble
or Colgate -Palmolive. In
the kitchen it seemed like
everything was made by Kraft,
Nestlé, or Hershey. By the time
I reached 60 addresses, I had
to broaden my scope and
leave the house.
SB: Which address was the
hardest to track down?
TL: Barilla pasta was tough. I
had to go to CNN Money and
dig around for their financials.
I told Barilla I had heard it was
the best pasta around and
that it didn’t stick to itself. A
response came back – to my
surprise – but with no freebies.
Almost all the rejections look
identical, so you can tell they
just have a big stack of these
letters somewhere and send
them out real quick.
SB: All told, just how long did
it take you to type up these
100 letters?
TL: About ten hours over the
course of two days. I put all the
letters in the mail on Friday, 24
February 2006 at 9 am.
SB: And how soon after that
did you start hearing back?
TL: Eight days later. Carma
Labs sent me a free jar of
Carmex and a letter. Stash Tea
sent over nine tea samples,
a letter, and a tea catalogue.
Fellowes sent me four cans of
their Air Duster compressed
air in a can but no letter. The
canned air goes for $6 a can,
so that’s more than $24 worth
of goodies back. That same
day I got my first casualty. My
letter to Long John Silver’s
got returned to me, which is
a shame because the Long
John Silver’s letter was one of
my favorites. I told them that
I loved their breaded clams
and that if it were socially
acceptable, I’d wear a hat
and an eye patch into their
restaurants.
SB: Air dusters? How did you
win Fellowes’ heart?
TL: I told them I loved their air
dusters and that I used them
to dust my furniture and my
dog, Rufus Huxtable. The UPS
guy showed up with a box and
inside there were four cans of
air and nothing else. No letter,
just the cans of air.
SB: Is your dog’s name really
Rufus Huxtable?
TL: No, I used a bunch of
d i f f e r e n t n a m e s : R u f u s
Huxtable, Rudy Huxtable,
Dirty Nelly, Sir Shagwell, Lil’
Brudder, Uncle Jeepers, maybe
some more. Nylabone actually
sent me a gigantic minty dog
bone. It’s the same UPS guy
delivering the boxes every
day, and he looked at the
package addressed to Rudy
Huxtable and looked back at
me with a look that says I
should be institutionalized.
The bone is for a wolf-sized
dog. Mine weighs 10 pounds.
SB: So what’s all the loot
worth that you’ve gotten back
so far?
TL: I’ve heard from about two
thirds of the companies. Of
those, 35 have been positive,
totaling $272.93 worth of free
stuff. I’ve also gotten 106,700
emails between March 1
and May 5. A few people
have called me a loser and
told me I’m wasting my time,
but most of them have been
overwhelmingly positive.
SB: So, mission accomplished?
What will you do with all your
stuff?
TL: I’m not sure. The interesting
thing is that I haven’t used or
opened any of the freebies
I’ve gotten. Some people
think I should auction them
off for charity or something.
My initial goal was to keep
this low key, this was by no
means a publicity stunt. Now
it’s tough to actually keep this
thing down. All I know is that
Google maintains a page rank
that tells you how important
the page is in its eyes. Only
the biggest companies get up
to the highest rank, a ten. My
rank is a seven out of ten.
There are over 20,000 sites
that link to my site. In Google’s
eyes, at least, I have a ton of
people looking at me.
On a Roll
Chicagoan Tom Locke is a self-proclaimed regular guy, neither rich nor
poor. After staring at a roll of stamps on his desk one day worth USD
39, he thought he would start a little experiment: a $39 letter writing
campaign asking for free stuff (www.the39dollarexperiment.com).
Locke talked to Atlantica’s Sara Blask about minty dog bones, poor
penmanship, and how he more than sextupled his money.
Tom Locke
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