EM EM : monthly magazine - 01.07.1941, Síða 8
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Dictatorship Rules L. I. School for a Day
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Dictatorship replaces democracy at the Pierson School in Sag Harbor, L. I., as the students learn the
blessings of liberty by cancelling the Bill of Rights for one day. “Storm troopers” arrested and punished
“enemies of the state,” such as users of lipstick, who were forced to scrub the schooi steps. Here the
“dictator” reviews his troops, members of the school band. ,
Sails for Britain
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
-----------By WILLIAM RITX-----
1 — ■ Central Press Writer
! THERE ARE approximately
25,000,000 automobiles in the
United States. And, adds the
man at the next desk, they all
manage to come up behind you
when your car stalls- at ‘a green
light.
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Zadok Dumbkopf has a warm
weather recommendation. Read
the political speeches,. says Za-
dok; they ought to Ieave you
cold.
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Now that cloth is to be made
ot milk, Grandpappy Jenkins
suggests the ice creath suit may
prove to be exactly that.
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. A scientist says that in think-
lng we use our muscles as well
as our brain. Hereafter we’ll
have more respect for dumb-
bells. (The wooden kind, you
dope.)
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A newly-developed type of
hash is said to taste like coffee.
What’s this? Are they combin-
ing our food and drink?
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Miissolini once was quoted as
saying he didn’t believe in col-
iecting mere desert lands. Maybe
British Somaliland is just one
gigantic mirage.
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A former football coach has
lost a primary election. Despite
his experience he apparently did
not develop a sufficiently strong
line..
President of Harvard University,
Dr. James B. Conant is shown
aboard the S. S. Excalibur as he
sailed from New York for Lisbon.
A member of the Defense Eesearch
Committee, he is going to London
to exchange scientific information
of importance to national defense.