EM EM : monthly magazine - 01.07.1941, Page 16

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Em Em
Director of Commerce
Carroll L. Wilson (right) is con-
gratulated by Secretary of Com-
merce Jesse Jones after Wilson
took the oath of office ín Washing-
ton as director of the bureau of
foreign and domestic commerce.
The bureau is in the commerce de-
partment.
"HOUNDS OF SPRING"
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
..... By WILLIAM BITT--— ..
Central Press Writer
A FLYING FISH, we read,
can remaln !n the air 30 soc-
onds. Having had a good look
in t’nat time at the warships,
submarines and mine Iayers cn
the surface, it probably seenis
loag enough.
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Nazis Blame Gseat Britain—
headíine. That’s not a heail-
line, says Gi anJyeppy Jenkms,
that’s a habit.
! ! !
What can be done, ftsks a
baseball magnate, to m>vke the
game more ponular in some
ciiies? Might try eltmlnating
last place.
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The British R. A. P. now has
airplano types caiied the Hurri-
cane and the Tomado. And the
British sincerely hope, as far as
the Nazis are concerned, it’s an
ill wind.
! ! !
What the Balkans nééd, Za-
dok Dumkopi thinks, is ð lot oi
signs on their r.orthern fron-
tiers reading, "No Road” — and
printed in German.
! ! •
Tho Big Bipper, says an as-
tronomer, is moving away from
us. And just when the world
needs so badly something to cool
it off.
! ! !
One-lhird of draftees turned
down by the army were rejected
because of bad teeth. What’s
this—a direct challenge to tooth*
paste ad wilters?